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| Topic Started: Oct 4 2013, 10:50 AM (148 Views) | |
| goldengal | Oct 4 2013, 10:50 AM Post #1 |
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This truly was my laugh of the day. Ok, really late in the day, but it still caused me to chuckle: Morris Schwartz is dying and is on his deathbed. He is with his nurse, his wife, his daughter and 2 sons, and knows the end is near. So he says to them: "Bernie, I want you to take the Beverly Hills houses." "Sybil, take the apartments over in Los Angeles Plaza." "Hymie, I want you to take the offices over in City Center." "Sarah, my dear wife, please take all the residential buildings downtown". The nurse is just blown away by all this, and as Morris slips away, she says to the wife, "Mrs. Schwartz, your husband must have been such a hard working man to have accumulated so much property." Sarah replies, "Property, shmoperty...the schmuck had a newspaper route." Take care, Pat |
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| Bitsy | Oct 4 2013, 10:53 AM Post #2 |
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Pat, thank you, that is one of the funnies new jokes I have heard in a long time. |
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| goldengal | Oct 4 2013, 10:55 AM Post #3 |
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I thought so too Bitsy. It has been a long day, and this really tickled my fancy. biggrin 04 Amazing how a chuckle or even just a smile can make our day. Take care, Pat |
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| Bitsy | Oct 4 2013, 11:14 AM Post #4 |
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So true, especially after, as yet unexplained, a 30 something year old was killed after supposedly attempting to enter the grounds of the White House. |
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| Trotsky | Oct 5 2013, 01:17 AM Post #5 |
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ROFLMAO. |
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