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| Topic Started: Oct 30 2013, 07:59 AM (139 Views) | |
| Delphi51 | Oct 30 2013, 07:59 AM Post #1 |
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The Psychiatrist and the Proctologist... Best friends graduating from medical school at the same time decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to share office space and personnel. Dr. Smith was the psychiatrist and Dr. Jones was the proctologist; they put up a sign reading: Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones: Hysterias and Posteriors. The town council was livid and insisted they change it. The docs changed it to read: Schizoids and Hemorrhoids. This was also not acceptable so they again changed the sign to read Catatonics and High Colonics – no go. Next they tried Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives – thumbs down again. Then came Minds and Behinds – still no good. Another attempt resulted in Lost Souls and Butt Holes – unacceptable again! So they tried Nuts and Butts – no way. Freaks and Cheeks – still no good. Loons and Moons – forget it. Almost at their wit's end, the docs finally came up with: Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones - Specializing in Odds and Ends. Everybody loved it. |
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| Bitsy | Oct 30 2013, 08:51 AM Post #2 |
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That is funny :laugh on head: |
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| angora | Oct 30 2013, 08:52 AM Post #3 |
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Clever fun. I must say that I like Minds and Behinds and cant see why the Bats and Butts at City Council didn't accept that one. |
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| Delphi51 | Oct 30 2013, 06:00 PM Post #4 |
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A man wearing only cellophane came to see his psychiatrist. The doc looked the man over and said, "I can clearly see you're nuts!" |
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| angora | Oct 31 2013, 02:17 AM Post #5 |
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:) |
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