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| Gary is in the Hospital | |
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| Topic Started: Nov 18 2013, 11:34 AM (152 Views) | |
| FuzzyO | Nov 18 2013, 11:34 AM Post #1 |
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GARY IS IN HOSPITAL! Who the hell is Gary ? Well Gary is the geezer who got home late one night and Marilyn his wife, says "Where the hell have you been?" Gary replies "I was getting a tattoo!" "A tattoo"? She frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?" "I got a hundred dollar note on my privates" he said proudly. "What the hell were you thinking"? She said, shaking her head in disgust. "Why on earth would a Chartered Accountant get a hundred dollar note tattooed on his privates?" "Well, One, I like to watch my money grow. Two, once in a while I like to play with my money. Three, I like how money feels in my hand. And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred dollars anytime you want." Gary is now in The Critical Care Unit, Room 233. No visitors until further notice. |
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| Bitsy | Nov 18 2013, 01:49 PM Post #2 |
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Cute, Gary would have been cheaper if his wife went shopping. |
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