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| Topic Started: Nov 26 2013, 05:39 AM (162 Views) | |
| Trotsky | Nov 26 2013, 05:39 AM Post #1 |
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****** 23 ADULT TRUTHS****** 1 Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is. 2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. 3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger. 4. There is great need for a sarcasm font. 5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet? 6. Was learning cursive really necessary? 7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood. 8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died. 9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind-of tired. 10. Bad decisions make good stories. 11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day. 12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blu-ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again. 13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to. 14. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call. 15. I think the freezer deserves a light as well. 16. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Light than Kay. 17. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option. 18. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger. 19. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said? 20. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. 21. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever. 22. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time. 23. The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important. Ladies.....Quit Laughing. Life just gets better as you get older doesn't it? |
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| Darcie | Nov 26 2013, 05:52 AM Post #2 |
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You forgot one. Just when you have mastered how to transfer a book from the library to Adobe digital and then to your ereader, Adobe upgrades. Same thing for browsers. |
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| Olive Oil | Nov 26 2013, 06:00 AM Post #3 |
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Not only funny but mostly true! |
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| erka | Nov 26 2013, 06:05 AM Post #4 |
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These were forwarded to friends. Thanks!! |
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| angora | Nov 26 2013, 06:31 AM Post #5 |
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word to all wise men, re. #21...they may not get dirty but they do get smelly. |
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| wildie | Nov 26 2013, 01:29 PM Post #6 |
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I have a new one for us to be concerned about! You religiously backup up your hard drive. Then when catastrophe is imminent, you smile and think to yourself that this is the moment that you prepared for. Out comes the backup medium and you boot your computer, smiling all the while. All is well, until a notice pops up, saying that the backup is not compatible with the boot software and cannot be loaded! The backup was made using an older version of the backup program and won't work with newer ones. |
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| Trotsky | Nov 29 2013, 03:35 AM Post #7 |
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Big City Boy
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That will keep me awake tonight. |
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| wildie | Nov 29 2013, 04:47 PM Post #8 |
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Sorry about that, Chief! :sigh: I lived this night-mare when I upgraded my laptop from Vista to Win8. |
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| helen_t | Nov 29 2013, 04:55 PM Post #9 |
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love it ! |
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