How to get to Heaven from Ireland

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How to get to Heaven from Ireland
Topic Started: Jan 30 2014, 11:46 AM (132 Views)
goldengal	Jan 30 2014, 11:46 AM Post #1
Mistress, House of Dogs Posts: 11,674 Group: Member Member #715 Joined: March 31, 2010	This one really caught my fancy: From an Irish Sunday School Teacher I was testing children in my Dublin Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting to heaven. I asked them, If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into heaven? NO! the children answered. If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the garden, and kept everything tidy, would that get me into heaven? Again, the answer was, NO! If I gave sweets to all the children, and loved my husband, would that get me into heaven? Again, they all answered, NO! I was just bursting with pride for them. I continued, Then how can I get into heaven? A little boy shouted out: 'YUV GOTTA BE FOOKN' DEAD.' It's a curious race, the Irish. Take care, Pat



Kahu	Jan 30 2014, 11:47 AM Post #2
Posts: 31,109 Group: Administration Member #150 Joined: December 14, 2005	I like it! laugh123



Darcie	Jan 30 2014, 11:53 AM Post #3
Skeptic Posts: 31,154 Group: Member Member #714 Joined: March 30, 2010	laugh123



margaret	Jan 30 2014, 11:54 AM Post #4
Red Star Member Posts: 2,276 Group: Member Member #1,032 Joined: October 3, 2013	Goldengal that was so funny, thank you



Bitsy	Jan 30 2014, 12:01 PM Post #5
Veteran Member Posts: 31,383 Group: Member Member #267 Joined: March 11, 2006	Cute laugh123



reactivate	Jan 30 2014, 12:20 PM Post #6
Gold Star Member Posts: 3,897 Group: Member Member #769 Joined: May 18, 2010	Food! It's the Irish food. They keep eating it and wonder "why ya git ta fooking heav'n" so soon.



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