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| Spotlight and the Blonde | |
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| Topic Started: Feb 5 2014, 12:43 PM (94 Views) | |
| goldengal | Feb 5 2014, 12:43 PM Post #1 |
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A Blonde goes to Spotlight to buy curtains. She says to the saleswoman, 'I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains.' The saleswoman assures her that they have a large selection of pink curtains. She shows her several patterns but the blonde seems to be having a hard time choosing. Finally she selects a lovely pink floral print. The saleswoman then asks what size curtains she needs. The blonde promptly replies, 'Seventeen inches.' 'Seventeen inches ?' asked the saleswoman. 'That sounds very small, what room are they for?' The blonde says, 'They aren't for a room, they are for my new computer monitor.' The surprised saleswoman replies, 'But Miss, computers do not need curtains!' The blonde says, 'Hellllooooooooo ..... mine has Windoooooows.......' Take care, Pat |
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| FuzzyO | Feb 5 2014, 01:23 PM Post #2 |
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