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Penis transplant surgeon, André van der Merwe, becomes medical superstar
Topic Started: Mar 25 2015, 07:09 AM (194 Views)
Darcie
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His fame does not yet that match of heart transplant pioneer Christiaan Barnard. But fellow South African André van der Merwe’s phone has hardly stopped ringing in the week since it was announced that he performed the world’s first successful penis transplant.

The urologist and his team at Stellenbosch University provided the organ to a 21-year-old whose penis had been amputated after a botched circumcision three years ago, enabling him to become sexually active and potentially father children.

According to South Africa’s Times newspaper Van der Merwe, 46, is now dubbed “Dr Dick” and has been inundated with requests from Colombia, Russia and countries around the world


http://www.theguardian.com/education/2015/mar/20/penis-transplant-surgeon-andre-van-der-merwe-medical-superstar

All we need is another man to go on to father multiple children in this world of over population. A least one transplanted womb's potential to population growth is limited, one penis implant's potential is limitless. oooh 02
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wildie
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I once heard a story about a fellow who had a bad case of stuttering. Doctors, after making examinations decided that his penis was oversize and caused his affliction.
One doctor offered to remove a section of the penis in order to resolve the stuttering. This seemed like a wonderful idea to the fellow and had the procedure taken care of.
However, the fellow found to his dismay, that he lost his popularity with the ladies, so returned to the doctor and asked if the section could be put back in place.
The doctor, shaking his head, replied "N-N-N-No t-t-t-hat is o-o-out of the Q-q-q-question, the P-P-P-Penis section is not, n-n-now a-a-a-available"!
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Trotsky
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I wonder if they charge by the inch?
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Kahu
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What happened to the poor donor? ...... I muse question.gif
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wildie
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Mar 25 2015, 11:03 AM
What happened to the poor donor? ...... I muse question.gif
I would assume, after his speech was corrected that he became a politician! N1TheSkyIsTheLimit.gif
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Trotsky
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Mar 25 2015, 11:03 AM
What happened to the poor donor? ...... I muse question.gif
He was a poor well-hung Bangladeshi and they gave him $11...he bought a new house.
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