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| Hymn #365 | |
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| Topic Started: Jun 11 2015, 04:55 AM (47 Views) | |
| goldengal | Jun 11 2015, 04:55 AM Post #1 |
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Hymn #365 This is a hoot, but I suspect the minister didn't appreciate it. A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river." With even greater emphasis he said, "and if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river." And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he Said, "And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river." Sermon complete, he sat down. The song leader stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, nearly laughing, "For our closing song, Let us sing Hymn #365, 'Shall We Gather at the River.'" Smile, life is too short not to! If this brightened your day Don't let it stop here Pass it on with a smile Keep spreading the Cheer. See you at the river Take care, Pat |
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| Bitsy | Jun 11 2015, 04:56 AM Post #2 |
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