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Ole
Topic Started: Jun 12 2015, 12:30 AM (81 Views)
goldengal
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Ole knows everybody. Ole was bragging to his boss one day, "You know,I know everyone der is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I knowthem."

Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, "OK, Ole how aboutTom Cruise?"

"Sure, yes, Tom and I ver old friends, and I can prove it."

Ole and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's door,and sure enough, Tom Cruise, shouts, "Ole! Great to see you!
You and your friend come right in and join me for lunch!"

Although impressed, Ole's boss is still skeptical. After they leaveCruise's house, he tells Ole that he thinks Ole's knowing Cruise wasjust lucky.

"No, no, just name anyvon else," Ole says. ''President Obama," hisboss quickly retorts.

"Ya sure," Ole says, "I know him."

We’ll fly out to Washington to see him."

Off they go. At the White House, Obama spots Ole on the tour andmotions him and his boss over, saying, "Ole, what a surprise, I wasjust on my way to a meeting, but you and your friend come on in andlet's have a cup of coffee first and catch up."

The boss is shaken now, but still not totally convinced. After theyleave the White House grounds, he expresses his doubts to Ole, whoagain implores him to name anyone else. "The Pope," his boss replies.

"Sure!" says Ole. "I've known the Pope a long time."

The unconvinced boss flies them off to Rome. Ole and his boss areassembled with the masses in Vatican Square when Ole says; "This willnever work. I can't catch the Pope's eye among all these people. Tellyou what, I know the guards so let me just go upstairs and I'll comeout on the balcony with the Pope."

And he disappears into the crowd headed toward the Vatican. Fifteenminutes later Ole emerges with the Pope on the balcony.

By the time Ole returns, his boss has had a heart attack and issurrounded by paramedics.
Working his way to his boss's side, Ole asks him, "What happened?"

His boss looks up and says, "I was doing fine until you and the Popecame out on the balcony and the Japanese tourist next to me asked,
'Who's that on the balcony with Ole?'

Take care,
Pat




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Bitsy
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Oldie but still funny.
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Darcie
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Good one Pat, nice to have two laughs when you are up early (for me). Bitsy auto-correct was the other one.
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Trotsky
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Yep...

Good old laugh...it always works.
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FuzzyO
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The version I like, supposedly true, is where Danny Kaye and Margot Fonteyn were in a London restaurant for dinner. Someone asked, "Who's that dining with Dame Margot?"
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