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Cuckoo Clock
Topic Started: Jun 29 2015, 04:24 AM (89 Views)
goldengal
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Subject: Fwd: CUCKOO CLOCK

I expect at least a Smile from you on this one! Have a Wonderful Day!


Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married....

If this does not make you laugh out loud, you have lost your sense of humour.

The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls'.
I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!'

Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily.
Around 3 am, a bit loaded, I headed for home.

Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times.

Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.

I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him.

(Even when totally smashed.... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos total 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!)

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in?

I told him 'MIDNIGHT'... he didn't seem pissed off in the least.

Whew, I got away with that one!

Then he said 'We need a new cuckoo clock!'

When I asked him why, he said,


'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said 'oh shit' cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted."

Take care,
Pat
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Trotsky
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Cuckoo!
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goldengal
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I really hooted at that one Trotsky. Need a pick me up like that on yet another very rainy day.

Take care,
Pat
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margrace
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Good one goldengirl, I loved it. Yes today we are getting rain too.
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Delphi51
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We had a great laugh all right!
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Good One!
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