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Tetanus Shot!
Topic Started: Jul 4 2015, 05:37 AM (47 Views)
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>>>>> Tetanus Shot.
>>>>>
>>>>> An old man in his mid-seventies struggles to get up from the couch then starts
>>>>> putting on his coat.
>>>>>
>>>>> His wife, seeing the unexpected behaviour, asks, Where are you going?'
>>>>> He replies, 'I'm going to the doctor.'
>>>>>
>>>>> She says, 'Why, are you sick?'
>>>>> He says, 'Nope, I'm going to get me some of that Viagra stuff.'
>>>>>
>>>>> Immediately the wife starts working and positioning herself to get out of her
>>>>> rocker and begins to put on her coat.
>>>>>
>>>>> He says, 'Where the heck are you going'?
>>>>> She answers, 'I'm going to the doctor, too.'
>>>>>
>>>>> He says, 'Why, what do you need?'
>>>>>
>>>>> She says, 'If you're going to start using that rusty old thing,
>>>>> I'm getting a Tetanus shot.'
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