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Priest and the Rabbi!
Topic Started: Jul 4 2015, 05:38 AM (70 Views)
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>>>>>>> A priest and a rabbi were sitting next to each other on an airplane.
>>>>>>> After a while, the priest turned to the rabbi and asked, "Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?"
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> The rabbi responded, "Yes, that is still one of our laws."
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> The priest then asked, Have you ever eaten pork?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> To which the rabbi replied, "Yes, on one occasion I did succumb to temptation and tasted a ham sandwich."
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> The priest nodded in understanding and went on with his reading.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> A while later, the rabbi spoke up and asked the priest, "Father, is it still a requirement of your church that you remain celibate?"
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> The priest replied, "Yes, that is still very much a part of our faith."
>>>>>>> The rabbi then asked him, "Father, have you ever fallen to the
>>>>>>> temptations of the flesh?"
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> The priest replied, "Yes, rabbi, on one occasion I was weak and broke my Faith."
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> The rabbi nodded understandingly and remained silent, and sat
>>>>>>> thinking, for about five minutes.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Finally, the rabbi said, "Beats a ham sandwich, doesn't it?"
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Good one!
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Makes me think of the one that ended with the nun having to gargle with holy water. banana77
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