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The Neighbour
Topic Started: Jul 13 2015, 02:42 AM (200 Views)
goldengal
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Mistress, House of Dogs
She's single... She's shapely ...She's beautiful and she lives right
across the street. I can see her place from my kitchen window.

I watched as she got home from work this evening. I was surprised
when she walked across the street, up my driveway and knocked on the door.

I opened the door, she looked at me and said, "I just got home, and
I have this strong urge to have a good time, dance, get drunk, and
have sex tonight. Are you doing anything?"

I quickly replied, "Nope, I'm free!"

"Great," she said. "Can you watch my dog?"

Being a senior citizen really sucks!

Take care,
Pat
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good one pat
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