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The Will!
Topic Started: Jul 13 2015, 06:12 AM (67 Views)
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THE WILL


Jack Kelly is on his deathbed and knows the end is near. His nurse,
his wife and three sons are with him.

He asks for two witnesses to be present and a camcorder be in place to
record his last wishes, and when all is ready he begins to speak:
.. My son, Sean, I want you to take the Mayfair houses.
.. My son, Pat, you take the apartments over in the east end.
.. My son, Ryan, I want you to take the offices over in the City Centre.
.. Mary, my dear wife, please take all the residential buildings on the banks of the lake.


The nurse and witnesses are blown away, as they did not realize his
extensive holdings, and as Jack slips away, the nurse says, "Mrs.Kelly,
your husband must have been such a hard-working man to have
accumulated all this property".

Mary replies, "Property ? .... the asshole had a paper route!"
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goldengal
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That is funny!!!

Take care,
Pat
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Big City Boy
ROFL...loved it.
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Good one
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That's terrific!
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