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| Baptizing a Glaswegian | |
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| Topic Started: Jul 13 2015, 06:31 AM (121 Views) | |
| goldengal | Jul 13 2015, 06:31 AM Post #1 |
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Mistress, House of Dogs
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A Glaswegian is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. He proceeds to walk into the water and subsequently bumps into the preacher.... The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, whereupon he asks the drunk, 'Are you ready to find Jesus?' The drunkard shouts, 'Aye, I am.' So the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the water. He pulls him up and asks the drunk, 'Brother, have you found Jesus?' The drunk replies, 'No, Ah havnae found Jesus.' The preacher shocked at the answer, dunks him into the water again for a little longer. He again pulls him out of the water and asks again, 'Brother, have you found Jesus?' The drunk again answers, 'No, Ah havnae found Jesus.' By this time the preacher is at his wits end and dunks the drunk in the water again --- but this time holds him down for about 30 seconds and when he begins kicking his arms and legs he pulls him up. The preacher again asks the drunk, 'For the love of God have you found Jesus?' The drunk wipes his eyes, catches his breath and says to the preacher, “Are ye sure this is where he fell in!” Take care, Pat |
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| Trotsky | Jul 13 2015, 07:31 AM Post #2 |
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Big City Boy
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I'm still wearing a pair of Glaswegians that are 40 years old. laugh123 |
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| Darcie | Jul 13 2015, 10:50 AM Post #3 |
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Skeptic
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:beer: |
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| Kahu | Jul 13 2015, 10:51 AM Post #4 |
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I'll bet that joke came from Kilmarnock Pat. laugh123 |
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| goldengal | Jul 13 2015, 01:16 PM Post #5 |
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Mistress, House of Dogs
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No actually it didn't Alan, but I have sent it there. lol I received it from the man who taught both our girls in grade 6. We keep in touch and chat once in a while, but mostly forwards and often they are good ones. Take care, Pat |
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