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The Bathtub Test
Topic Started: Jul 19 2015, 05:38 AM (83 Views)
goldengal
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During a visit to my doctor, I asked him, "How do you determine whether or not an older person should be put in an old age home?"

"Well," he said, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the person to empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," I said. "A normal person would use the
bucket because it is bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

"No," he said. "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you
want a bed near the window?"

WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE?

Take care,
Pat
Edited by goldengal, Jul 19 2015, 05:42 AM.
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Delphi51
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Good one!
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Trotsky
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I haven't seen a full bathtub in several decades, so I would probably go for the bucket.
No to the window though...I hate to be awaken by the 5AM sunlight.
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margrace
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Good laugh first thing this morning.
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