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Condom Factory Burns Down in USA
Topic Started: Jul 19 2015, 05:49 AM (83 Views)
goldengal
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Subject: Condom factory burns down in USA] - Canada to the Rescue



The largest condom factory in the States burned down.

President Obama was awakened at 4 am by telephone.

"Sorry to bother you at this hour, Sir, but there is an emergency!

I've just received word that the Durex factory in Washington has burned to the ground.


It is estimated that the entire USA supply of condoms will be used up by the end of the week."

Obama:
"Oh damn!
The economy will never be able to cope with all
those unwanted babies. We'll be ruined.
We'll have to ship some condoms in from Mexico.”

Telephone voice says:
"Bad idea... The Mexicans will have
a field day with this one. We'll be a
laughing stock..
What about Canada?"

Obama:
"Okay, I'll call Stephen Harper and tell him we
need five million condoms, ten inches long
and three
inches thick. That way, they'll continue to
respect the US."

Three days later, a delighted President Obama ran out to
open the first of the 10,000 boxes that had
just arrived. He found it full of
condoms, 10 inches long and 3 inches
thick, exactly as requested... all
coloured with red maple
leaves with small writing on each one:

MADE IN CANADA - SIZE: SMALL

Forward this if you're proud to be Canadian! biggrin 04

Take care,
Pat

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Trotsky
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I heard the same joke about German brassieres all marked KLEIN. (I think they were shipped to Grace Brothers.)
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Bitsy
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Heard the joke originally about Putin calling Bush for help. Funny regardless of the countries involved.
Edited by Bitsy, Jul 20 2015, 01:41 AM.
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Trotsky
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We saw a cute Israeli comic troupe on Sunday. Good comics reminiscent of Second City TV.
THey threw a good line at the audience in mock jest when we didn't laugh loud enough at one of the gags.
One guy said to the audience: "You guys are AWFUL, you DESERVE another President BUSH."
Edited by Trotsky, Jul 22 2015, 01:29 AM.
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