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Domestic disturbance turns deadly
Topic Started: Jul 20 2015, 12:47 PM (90 Views)
Bitsy
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Two police officers responding to a domestic disturbance with shots fired arrive on scene. After discovering the wife had shot her husband for walking across her freshly mopped floor, they call their sergeant on his cell phone.

"Hello, Sarge"

"Yes"

"It looks like we have a homicide here.

"What happened?"

"A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped."

"Have you placed her under arrest?"

"No sir. The floor is still wet."
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Darcie
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Trotsky
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That sound like my mother...every Saturday morning.
We would come downstairs to the scream "Don't come down...I just waxed the floor" and we would have to sit on the steps while dying for a cup of coffee.

We made sure the guns and knives were nowhere near the floor wax.
Edited by Trotsky, Jul 22 2015, 01:23 AM.
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Darcie
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We had to suffer the newspapers. After the wax was dried my mother used to lay newspapers all over the floor to 'keep it clean'.

Do you know how difficult it is to walk on newspapers without tearing them with the gritty Alberta prairie soil that sticks to your soles? Fortunately this lasted about 1-1/2 to 2 days and the papers were bundled up to be burned in the wood stove. The whole procedure started all over again the next week.

No wonder I felt freedom when I went to the convent at 12, no newspapers, amongst other things.
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