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Reality Check!
Topic Started: Jul 24 2015, 02:28 AM (69 Views)
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Reality Check!!

A Lexus mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor
of a LS460 when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop.
The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come and
take a look at his car when the mechanic shouted across the garage,
"Hey Doc, want to take a look at this?

The cardiologist, a bit surprised, walked over to where the mechanic was working.

The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked,
"So Doc, look at this engine. I opened its heart, took the valves out,
repaired or replaced anything damaged, and then put everything back in,
and when I finished, it worked just like new.

So how is it that I make $48,000 a year and you make $1.7 million
when you and I are doing basically the same work? The cardiologist paused,
leaned over and whispered to the mechanic,

"Try doing it with the engine running".
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Darcie
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laugh123 That I'd like to see.
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Trotsky
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When they invent a heart-lung machine for a Lexus, it will be child's play.
(Any interventional cardiologist making only $1.7 million is playing too much golf.)
Edited by Trotsky, Jul 24 2015, 12:14 PM.
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