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I Play Golf on Frdiays!
Topic Started: Aug 11 2015, 10:35 AM (63 Views)
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Eileen and her husband Bob went
for counselling after 25 years of marriage. When asked what the
problem was, Eileen went into a passionate, painful tirade listing
every problem they had ever had in the 25 years they had been married.
She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness,
loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of
unmet needs she had endured over the course of their marriage.
Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time,
the therapist got up, walked around the desk and after asking Eileen
to stand, embraced her, unbuttoned her blouse and bra, put his hands
on her breasts and massaged them thoroughly, while kissing her
passionately as her husband Bob watched with a raised eyebrow! Eileen
shut up, buttoned up her blouse, and quietly sat down while basking in
the glow of being highly aroused. The therapist turned to Bob and
said, 'This is what your wife needs at least three times a week.. Can
you do this?' Bob thought for a moment and replied, 'Well, I can drop
her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I play golf.
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heatseeker
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He prefers fore play.
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goldengal
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Oh thanks Swing. I am sending that along to my walking buddy who was golfing this morning.

Heatseeker ...... You are always so swift with the perfect answer. biggrin 04

Take care,
Pat
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