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| Topic Started: Aug 12 2015, 10:59 AM (115 Views) | |
| Darcie | Aug 12 2015, 10:59 AM Post #1 |
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So I finally landed a job as a Wal-Mart greeter, which is a good find for many retirees, unfortunately I lasted less than a day. About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. Per my greeter training manual I said pleasantly, “Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart.” “Nice children you have there. Are they twins?” The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, “Hell no, they ain’t twins. The oldest one is 9, and the other one is 7. Why the hell would you think they’re twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?” So I replied, “I’m neither blind nor stupid, madam. I just couldn’t believe someone slept with you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.” My supervisor said I probably wasn’t cut out for this line of work. Got this in my email the upteenth time, I laugh every time, just a perverse sense of humour. |
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| Trotsky | Aug 13 2015, 12:18 AM Post #2 |
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Big City Boy
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On the first sentence, I thought you had gone back to work to earn some extra spending money, Darcie. |
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| swing | Aug 13 2015, 10:08 AM Post #3 |
swing
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Funny! |
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| imjene | Aug 13 2015, 01:38 PM Post #4 |
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Somehow, I just couldn't see you as a greeter at Walmart, Darcie. laugh123 |
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| Darcie | Aug 13 2015, 01:47 PM Post #5 |
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Skeptic
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If I could sit occasionally I wouldn't mind at all, but I doubt I could remember where everything is located. My mind is not organized when it comes to things and where they are. |
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