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| Coincidence | |
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| Topic Started: Sep 5 2015, 12:47 AM (66 Views) | |
| goldengal | Sep 5 2015, 12:47 AM Post #1 |
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Definition of the word " coincidence ". A chicken farmer went to the local bar ....He sat next to a woman and ordered champagne. The woman said:" How strange, I also just ordered a glass of champagne". " What a coincidence " - said the farmer, who added: " It is a special day for me .... I ' m celebrating" " It is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating!" said the woman. "What a coincidence" said the farmer. While they toasted, the man asked: " What are you celebrating?" " My husband and I were trying to have a child for years, and today, my gynecologist told me that I was pregnant". "What a coincidence!" said the man. " I ' m a chicken farmer and for years all my hens were infertile, but now they are all set to lay fertilized eggs. " "This is awesome" said the woman. " What did you do for your chickens to become fertile?" " I used a different rooster " the farmer said. The woman smiled and said: "What a coincidence" Take care, Pat |
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| Bitsy | Sep 5 2015, 01:16 AM Post #2 |
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Thanks for my morning laugh,Pat. |
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| FuzzyO | Sep 5 2015, 02:30 AM Post #3 |
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bounce and jump045 |
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| Darcie | Sep 5 2015, 02:56 AM Post #4 |
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Skeptic
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Speaking of coincidence, one of my friends went to get tested to donate a kidney to her brother and found out the were only 1/2 related. As both parents were dead she is left with a whole lot of questions. |
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