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| Topic Started: Oct 31 2015, 02:08 PM (91 Views) | |
| Darcie | Oct 31 2015, 02:08 PM Post #1 |
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Sent to my email. 1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first. 3. No one expects you to run--anywhere. 4. People call at 8 PM and ask, "Did I wake you?" 5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac. 6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way. 7. Things you buy now won't wear out. 8. You can eat supper at 5 PM . 9. You can live without sex but not your glasses. 10. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size. 11. You can't remember who sent you this list. 12. And you notice these are all in Big Print for your convenience. |
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| Trotsky | Nov 1 2015, 02:21 AM Post #2 |
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Big City Boy
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Or thrown overboard. I like the list a lot...gonna send it around. Edited by Trotsky, Nov 1 2015, 02:24 AM.
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| Bitsy | Nov 1 2015, 02:36 AM Post #3 |
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These are a couple that I have seen on similar lists and are so me........ Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge. You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room. |
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| Darcie | Nov 1 2015, 02:38 AM Post #4 |
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laugh123 Will have to add these to the list, really good. |
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