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Sorry boss
Topic Started: Nov 1 2015, 02:56 AM (114 Views)
Trotsky
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Hung Chow calls in to work and says, "Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomachache and my legs hurt. I not come work."

The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her give me sex. Makes everything better and I can go to work. You try."

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again: "Boss, I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon. You got nice house."
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Bitsy
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Good one.
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Darcie
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OK, I had to read it twice, need more coffee.
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Trotsky
Nov 1 2015, 02:56 AM
Hung Chow calls in to work and says, "Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomachache and my legs hurt. I not come work."

The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her give me sex. Makes everything better and I can go to work. You try."

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again: "Boss, I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon. You got nice house."
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Thanks for the laugh Trotsky ~ good one!
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Durgan
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Older than METHUSELAH. A bit corny.
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Trotsky
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Alright then, ladies do not read this one:
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"What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes"?


"Nothing,,,you already told her twice"


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A 36 year old woman gets up in the middle of the night and notices her husband isn't in bed with her. She gets up, checks the bathroom, and still no sign. Then off in the distance she hears gentle sobbing. She proceeds downstairs to find her husband at the kitchen table with tears rolling down his face. She gives him a hug and asks what's wrong. He begins to recant a story to her.

"Well", he starts out, "Do you remember back when you were 16, and I was almost 20?"

"Yes, that was right after we first met" she replied.

"And do you remember that night when your daddy caught us in the back of my van in your driveway?" he continued.

"Yes, he was so mad, he came after you with his shotgun" the woman recalled.

The husband, with tears welling up in his eyes again then asked "Do you remember what he said to me?".

"Of course I do, dear, he said that if you didn't marry me he was gonna have you thrown in jail for TWENTY years. But why are you crying now?"

The husband gathered himself, and looking toward the calendar on the wall, responded "Well, I just realized that I would have gotten out today!".
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And a trip down memory lane:

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A news service reported that fire destroyed the personal library of President George W. Bush on his Crawford, Texas ranch. The fire began in the presidential bathroom where the books were kept. Both of his books were lost. A presidential spokesman said the president was devastated, as he had almost finished coloring the second one.
Edited by Trotsky, Nov 2 2015, 02:51 AM.
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