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Cleaning out old Mailbox
Topic Started: Dec 14 2015, 04:28 AM (301 Views)
Trotsky
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Big City Boy
Never can tell what you can find. (One mailbox had 540 unread messages.)
Apologies if I posted this years ago, but I gave myself a good morning laugh with it. Maybe I can give you one too.

The movie skipped over the very important cuisine of Brokeback Mountain.
Here's what Jack and Ennis ordered from the commissary for weekly delivery to their camp.




WEEK ONE

• Beans
• Bacon
• Coffee
• Whiskey


WEEK TWO

• Beans
• Ham
• Coffee
• Whiskey


WEEK THREE

• Beans al fresca
• Thin-sliced Bacon
• Hazelnut Coffee
• Sky vodka & Tanqueray gin
• K-Y gel


WEEK FOUR

• Beans en salade
• Pancetta
• Coffee (espresso grind)
• 5-6 bottles best Chardonnay
• 2 tubes K-Y gel


WEEK FIVE

• Fresh Fava beans
• Jasmine rice
• Prosciutto, approx. 8 ounces, thinly sliced
• Medallions of veal
• Porcini mushrooms
• 1/2 pint of heavy whipping cream
• 1 Cub Scout uniform, size 42 long
• 5-6 bottles French Bordeaux (Estate Reserve)
• 1 extra large bottle Astro-glide lubricant


WEEK SIX

• Yukon Gold potatoes
• Heavy whipping cream
• Asparagus (very thin)
• Organic Eggs
• Spanish Lemons
• Gorgonzola cheese (well aged)
• Crushed Walnuts
• Arugula
• Clarified Butter
• Extra Virgin Olive oil
• Pure Balsamic vinegar
• 6 yards white silk organdy
• 6 yards pale ivory taffeta
• 3 Cases of Dom Perignon Masters Reserve
• Extra-Large tin Crisco

Edited by Trotsky, Dec 14 2015, 04:35 AM.
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FuzzyO
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laugh123 laugh123 Forgot the cologne!
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Trotsky
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FuzzyO
Dec 14 2015, 04:41 AM
laugh123 laugh123 Forgot the cologne!
Dolce & Gabbana, natch.
Edited by Trotsky, Dec 14 2015, 06:47 AM.
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