Welcome Guest [Log In] [Register]

Kia Ora
You are currently viewing our forum as a guest. This means you are limited to certain areas of the board and that there are some features you can't use or read.

We are an active community of worldwide senior members participating in chat, politics, travel, health, blogging, graphics, computer issues & help, book club, literature & poetry, finance discussions, recipe exchange and much more. Also, as a member you will be able to access member only sections, many features, send personal messages, make new friends, etc.

Registration is simple, fast and completely free. Why not register today and become a part of the group. Registration button at the very top left of the page.

Thank you for stopping by.

Join our community!

In case of difficulty, email worldwideseniors.org@gmail.com.
If you're already a member please log in to your account to access all of our features:

Username:   Password:
Add Reply
Davis Suzuki Staples Nostrill Shut; and saves the whales
Topic Started: Jan 30 2016, 02:16 PM (111 Views)
friendshipgal
Member Avatar
Guess everyone wants their own Trudashians
Gee... I didn't think the CBC had a humorous side at all

VANCOUVER, BC—Environmentalist and national treasure David Suzuki says he’s growing impatient waiting for Canadians to take climate change seriously, and that he’s been forced to take a drastic step to compensate for his country’s ambivalence. This morning at 8 AM PST, Suzuki firmly stapled his left nostril shut in order to cut his personal carbon emissions by roughly 50%.

“It’s come to this,” he says as he casually rescues 14 endangered whales with his bare hands.

http://www.cbc.ca/punchline/not-the-news/david-suzuki-staples-left-nostril-shut-to-cut-carbon
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Dialtone
Member Avatar
Gold Star Member
He should continue his quest for emission control, and staple his anus shut. laugh123
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Bitsy
Member Avatar
Veteran Member
According to this, if you are looking for good satire try Beaverton, "CBC’s online comedy channel' debut left much to be desire but maybe it has improved.


http://o.canada.com/entertainment/cbc-punchline-what-the-hell-is-this-thing-499651
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
heatseeker
No Avatar
Veteran Member
I was looking at a photo of Suzuki the other day and musing that he is starting to look a lot like Colonel Sanders.
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Trotsky
Member Avatar
Big City Boy
heatseeker
Jan 31 2016, 12:01 AM
I was looking at a photo of Suzuki the other day and musing that he is starting to look a lot like Colonel Sanders.
And Father Christmas.
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
1 user reading this topic (1 Guest and 0 Anonymous)
« Previous Topic · Rants, Bouquets, Consumer Issues · Next Topic »
Add Reply