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Dr. Leonard's Bidet
Topic Started: Apr 29 2016, 02:59 AM (1,284 Views)
Trotsky
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do you dry yourself with a towel (I would think there's gotta be some skid marks let on it.)


#1. Yes,
and #2. Not if you are thorough.

Just a blot with a towel does the trick enough.
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Dialtone
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So.., what do you do with the towel ? Is there a special repository for these ass towels ? or do you just use the hand towel on the towel rack and don't tell anyone ?
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What do you do with your towel after a shower?
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Darcie
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Apr 30 2016, 11:26 AM
What do you do with your towel after a shower?
I guess some don't wipe their ass after a shower from the sound of it. Bidets have hot and cold taps, just like your shower and sink.
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We reuse our towels here, not for weeks but more than a couple days. When showering you use soap, clean out all the old sweat and places where bacteria grow, and are supposed to be clean when done, the towel is just to dry off. A bidet towel sounds to have a specific purpose and I didn't hear soap being used in the process, so IMO it's like washing your hands without soap, only worse. So do you use the bidet after the first flush, or flush it all down at the same time ? What about over-spray, or if you get a big splash on the fancy white pantsuit while using the ritzy neighbors facilities while at their BBQ ? That's gotta be embarrassing.
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Guess everyone wants their own Trudashians
This whole thing about wiping your ass reminds of why I will not use a public hot tub. (public as in our Florida park.) I read about what was found in hot tubs so I'll pass thanks.
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Darcie
Apr 30 2016, 11:28 AM
FuzzyO
Apr 30 2016, 11:26 AM
What do you do with your towel after a shower?
I guess some don't wipe their ass after a shower from the sound of it. Bidets have hot and cold taps, just like your shower and sink.
In never saw one with both hot and cold taps. I always thought the bidet was a piece of useless equipment.
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Apr 30 2016, 11:28 AM
Bidets have hot and cold taps, just like your shower and sink.
Hot and Cold water ? now that's another new one on me. So how do you test the temperature before hand, or is it before ass ? Is the spray auto or manually controlled ? What happens when you're sitting there enjoying the warm tingly spray on your private netherworld, looking between your legs enjoying the view of yesterday's brown fish swimming around, and the person next to you flushes the toilet and it becomes instantly hot ?. Gives new meaning to "The burning ring of fire"

Come on Darcie, you seem to be the most Bidet experienced, give us the low down on the low down. laugh123
Edited by Dialtone, Apr 30 2016, 01:17 PM.
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Dialtone
Apr 30 2016, 01:15 PM
Darcie
Apr 30 2016, 11:28 AM
Bidets have hot and cold taps, just like your shower and sink.
Hot and Cold water ? now that's another new one on me. So how do you test the temperature before hand, or is it before ass ? Is the spray auto or manually controlled ? What happens when you're sitting there enjoying the warm tingly spray on your private netherworld, looking between your legs enjoying the view of yesterday's brown fish swimming around, and the person next to you flushes the toilet and it becomes instantly hot ?. Gives new meaning to "The burning ring of fire"

Come on Darcie, you seem to be the most Bidet experienced, give us the low down on the low down. laugh123
OMG DT you have really cracked me up. Nothing like a good laugh to relieve a stressful day. Thanks.

Take care,
Pat
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Apr 30 2016, 01:07 PM
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Apr 30 2016, 11:28 AM

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In never saw one with both hot and cold taps. I always thought the bidet was a piece of useless equipment.
The one I had in a house in Montreal, (was installed when bought) had both hot and cold taps as well as a hand held shower type hose. I have never seen one like that in Europe.
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Apr 30 2016, 01:15 PM
Darcie
Apr 30 2016, 11:28 AM
Bidets have hot and cold taps, just like your shower and sink.
Hot and Cold water ? now that's another new one on me. So how do you test the temperature before hand, or is it before ass ? Is the spray auto or manually controlled ? What happens when you're sitting there enjoying the warm tingly spray on your private netherworld, looking between your legs enjoying the view of yesterday's brown fish swimming around, and the person next to you flushes the toilet and it becomes instantly hot ?. Gives new meaning to "The burning ring of fire"

Come on Darcie, you seem to be the most Bidet experienced, give us the low down on the low down. laugh123
You seem to want to know, get one and educate yourself.

I don't tell.

You have someone sitting next to you when you use the toilet? oooh 02

Don't you guys have regulating valves in cowboy country?

BTW you will have to be sure not to add your water to your drink from this appliance.

Travel and learn, lots of toilet types out there.
Edited by Darcie, Apr 30 2016, 02:33 PM.
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Nah, no thanks. I have traveled quite a bit, but thankfully the toilets I used have been quite adequate for my requirements. As I mentioned in a previous post, if I need to pretty up my butt after dropping some kids off at the pool, I'll run a hose from the laundry room. :beer:
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There has been mention of 'spray' in this discussion! The bidet that I encountered and used to wash my friends face had a hole in the bottom of the bowl situated beside the bowl drain. As I stated previously, the water came out as a solid stream and shot straight up like a geyser. The stream was greater than 3/4 of an inch in diameter.
It could have functioned as a drinking fountain. No spray happened!
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Has anybody here encountered a HOLE IN THE FLOOR toilet. The one that I came across had ceramic foot prints set in the tile floor. The idea being that if one stood on the foot-prints, you would be properly positioned to hit the hole in the floor. And of course, washing the nether regions using water from a hand basin would be convenient.
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There is always a micro-aerosolization in a situation like that, just as there is from a flushing toilet.
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