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| Dr Jackson | May 18 2005, 08:23 AM Post #1 |
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These jokes I based on animecharacters. The original jokes I heard in dutch, but they were fun so I translated them with animecharacters, enjoy! Vegeta is walking trough the park. Then he sees Gohan sitting on a bench. Vegeta: What are you doing, Gohan? Gohan: I just learned in school that the earth is turning, now I am waiting for my house to come by. *************** Trunks to Goten: How can you catch 2 flies? Goten: I don't know! Trunks: Kill one and invite the other one to the funeral. **************** Goku to his best friend Krillin: At night I always have cold feet, what do you think I should do? Krillin: Do as I, when I have cold feet I put them under my wife, keeps them warm all night! Goku: Great idea! When is 18 available? ************** (This one I based on YuGiOh) Mokuba sits in school. The teacher is asking him something. Teacher: Mokuba! You are not paying attention, tell me the meaning of the word apple! Mokuba: I....I...I don't know, sir! Teacher: Go home and ask your friends and relatives there! I expect you to have an answer by tomorow morning! Mokuba goes home. First he see his big brother Seto. Unfortunatly Seto is busy. Mokuba: Seto, what is the meaning of the word apple? Seto: Leave me! I am busy! Mokuba leaves and then he see Joey in the other room. He is watching tv, his favorite footballclub is playing. Mokuba: Joey? What is the meaning of the word apple? On that moment Joey's team scores. Joey: Yay! Mokuba then goes to Yugi, who is watching his favorite tv show. Mokuba: Yugi, what is the meaning of the word apple? On that moment the title appears and Yugi screams real loud: YuGiOh! Mokuba leaves. The next day in school: Teacher: SO tell me, what does it mean? Mokuba: Leave me! I am busy! Teacher: What? You want to go outside? Mokuba: Yay! Teacher: Who the hell do you think you are? Mokuba: YuGiOh! *************** I will post more soon! Feel free to post any of yours! |
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| Viper | Jun 9 2005, 09:28 PM Post #2 |
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lol they are funny
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| Dr Jackson | Feb 15 2006, 02:32 PM Post #3 |
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Joey, Kaiba and Yugi stay in a hotel. But there weren't any rooms left. But on the attic they still had 3 beds left. Bed of nails, bed of ants and a bed of flees. Joey decided to take the bed of nails. Yugi decided to take the bed of flees and Kaiba took the bed of ants. The next morning Joey and Yugi had to go to the hospital. Kaiba went to visit them. Yugi: You look well rested, how did you manage that on a bad of ants? Kaiba laughed: I just killed 1 and the rest went to the funural. ********************************************************** Eleven year old Pan runs in to the kitchen. Pan: Mom, can I have babies? Videl: Hmm, I don't think you can. Pan: Ok! *runs back outside* It's ok, we can do it again! *********************************************************** Tea found a bottle. She takes it home and cleans it. Suddenly a ginny appeared. Ginny: Thank you for freeing me out of this bottle! In return you can have 3 wishes! Tea: 1. I wih to be rich! 2. I wish to be beautifull. 3.I wish my cat was a big hunk! Ginny granted her wishes and disappeared. The big hunk: Big bummer you'd castreted me last week! *********************************************************** Joey, Yugi and Kaiba got stranded on a deserted island. Days later they find a bottle. Rubbing and a ginny appeared. Ginny: I was locked up for 3000 years. Thank you for freeing me! You each get 1 wish! Yugi: I wish to be back with my grandfather! Kaiba: I wish to be back with my brother! They get their wishes granted, but Joey was still thinking. He just had one wish and he had to use it well. But how? Ginny: Could you hurry it up, I got more things to do! Joey: Yea now you got guts to talk like that, I wish my buddies Kaiba and Yugi were here, then we could teach you a lesson! Ginny: Done! |
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La Pussycat:Only people with no imagination hide in reality! Vice-Admiral Talim Meran CO USS Revelations Starfleet Liason/Head of Iris Aliance Starbase Executive Officer Captain Daniella Le Williams CO USS Siberia Sirenfleet Taskforce Executive Officer Taskforce 412 The Zodiacs Major Ellis Sheppard XO USS Ottawa Bravofleet, TF 17 IGOR Taskgroup Ulysee | |
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