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| Tweet Topic Started: May 18 2005, 08:33 AM (356 Views) | |
| Dr Jackson | May 18 2005, 08:33 AM Post #1 |
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First Jokes: The worldleaders! The american president, the primeminister of France, the prime minister of Russia and the Prime minister of Vietnam are sitting in a plain. And of course they have names: Bush, Ciraq, Poetin and Phai. They are flying and suddenly Poetin jumps up: Look its the United States! Ciraq: How can you tell? Poetin: I can see the statue of liberty! So they fly over the states. Suddenly Phai jumps up: I can see France! Bush: Really? Phai: Yes, I can see the Eiffeltower! So they fly over France. Suddenly Ciraq jumps up: I can see Russia! Phai: What do you see? Ciraq: I can see the Kremlin! So they fly over Russia. Suddenly Bush pulls away his arm from his wincow. Poetin: What is it? Bush: I think we just flew over Vietnam, I just lost my watch! |
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| Viper | Jun 9 2005, 09:30 PM Post #2 |
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i dont get it ??? why did he lose his watch |
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| Sirhc | Jun 13 2005, 10:42 PM Post #3 |
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I agree I really don't get it, is it about Kerry cuz he fought in NAM |
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| Dr Jackson | Jun 14 2005, 06:01 AM Post #4 |
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Actually it has nothing to do with the war in Vietnam, What the president of the US is trying to say is, that Vietnamese people are so good thieves they could still steel his watch why he was still in a plain,flying. |
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| Viper | Jun 14 2005, 06:39 PM Post #5 |
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oh lol-still dont get it but whatever
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| Dr Jackson | Jan 18 2007, 04:02 PM Post #6 |
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Catholic jokes. (BTW I am catholic!) These 2 I found in a book in a nice shop. 1: Jozef took the pictures. Bible teacher to little Johnny: "Johnny, why do you always see pictures of Mary and Jesus but not with Jozef?" Little Johnny: "Simple, he took the pictures!" 2: Send the bill to my brother in law. A man comes to a catholic hospital and says to the nurse: "Nurse, please put me in third class, I am very poor!" Nurse: "Don't you have any rich relatives that can pay for you?" Man: "I only have a sister who is a non and she is very poor too." Nurse: "But that's not true, if she is a non, she is married to to God and she lives in a monestery and they are rich!" Man: "If that is true, then put me in first class and send the bill to my brother in law!" This one is from the movie 'Keeping mom': God is talking to Peter, he is planning a vacation. Peter: "Maybe you should go to Mercury!" God: "I think I want to go to a place with an enviroment!" Peter:"Then go to Earth!" God: "Nah, I been there 2000 years ago and met this nice jewish girl and people are still talking about that!" |
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