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Fun with animecharacters!
Topic Started: Aug 31 2005, 08:56 AM (404 Views)
Dr Jackson
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Just laugh, fool!

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Bulma is screaming: "Get it out, get it out it hurts!"

Vegeta:" Why?"

Bulma: "It hurts!"










After 10minutes










Vegeta: "Damn it! Be a woman about it, Bulma...It's just a splinter!"

What did you think? You pigs!





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La Pussycat:Only people with no imagination hide in reality!

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Vegeta comes home and... finds Bulma in bed with Goku.

Vegeta: Kakorot, you know I have too, it's a marriagething, but you...

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Goku works at the swimmingpool. Chi-chi comes by and checks.

Chi-chi: How is it going?

Goku: It's very simple,we have 3 pools, one warm, one cold and one empty.

Chi-chi: EMpty?

Goku: Yes, for the swimmers who can't swim!
La Pussycat:Only people with no imagination hide in reality!

Vice-Admiral Talim Meran
CO USS Revelations
Starfleet Liason/Head of Iris Aliance
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Captain Daniella Le Williams
CO USS Siberia
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:hyper Hahaa funny Myra. :CUTE
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:hyper Yay!

Seto is driving in his car.
"Damn that limodriver, as if I have nothing else to do then race around in this thing!"

Suddenly he sees the cops following him.
"Now what?"

He pulls over. "What is it officer?"

Policemen: "We noticed you drove faster then the maximum speed, we have pictures and..."

Seto interupts: "Is that all? if there are good pics, just send them to Kaibacorp!"

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The police has pulled a car to the side.

Policemen: "Could you step out of the car please?"

YamiYugi steps out of the car: "Is there something wrong officer?"

Policemen: *writes something* Not much, you just exceeded the speed limit, that's all!"

YamiYugi: "Ok!"

Tea steps out of the car too:"Officer, don't mind him, he is always like that when he is drunk!"

Grandpa Mutou opens his window:"I told you, I told you, we couldn't get far in this stolen car!"
La Pussycat:Only people with no imagination hide in reality!

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Captain Daniella Le Williams
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Yey keep them up. :hyper :laugh
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The police stopped Seto on his motorcycle!

Policemen: "Mister Kaiba, you have exceeded the speedlimit and just a moment ago your mother in law fell of the motorcycle!:

Seto:*slightly irritated* "Is that all? You almost gave me a heartattack!
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It's raining. Joey opens the door and sees his mother in law.

Joey: "Mom! What are you doing? It's raining! You should go home!"

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YamiYugi:"Joey, help, how do I call my mother in law?I can't call her mom, because of my own mom, I heard many jokes about mothers in law and I don't want to make a fool out of myself, cause it's Tea's mom you know!"

Joey: "Oh, very simple, in the first year call her with 'Hey you!' and in the second year you make sure she can be called grandma!"

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La Pussycat:Only people with no imagination hide in reality!

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Captain Daniella Le Williams
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Seto, Yami and Joey are sitting at the bar!

Seto: My wife read the twins when she was pregnant, and now we have a twin.

Yami:Pfff, that's nothing, my wife read the three musketeers when she was pregnant, now we have a triplet.

Joey: Oh God! :surprise

Yami and Seto: What?

Joey:My wife is pregnant and she is reading Ali Baba, and the fourty thieves!

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Goku walks into the tax office.

Goku: *hits his hand on the table* I want to talk with Ali Baba!

Employer: Who?

Goku: Ali Baba, and make it quick!

Employer:Sorry, but we have no one working here with that name, sir!

Goku:Oh! Then I like to talk with one of the fourty thieves!

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Vegeta is walking his growlith!(pokemon)
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Then he sees Matt from Digimon. He's sitting on a bench.
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Vegeta: What are you doing, kid?

Matt: I just learned in school the earth is turning, now I'm waiting for my house to come by!
La Pussycat:Only people with no imagination hide in reality!

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CO USS Revelations
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Captain Daniella Le Williams
CO USS Siberia
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Hehehe... His wife must've have a hard time giving birth to fourty babies.
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*giggles*

Wow that gaves me almost laugh! ^^
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Funny stuff! Funny stuff!

Ryu stares at Goku
Goku: "What?"
15 minutes: Ryu's still staring!
Goku: "What?"
Ryu: You have a mole!"
Goku's like :surprise
Lord of the Dark Magicians!
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Orochimaru: HAHAHAHAHAHA!! I GOT SASUKE'S BODY NOW I WILL BE ABLE TO COPY ALL JUTSUS!
Naruto: All jutsus huh? Then copy this! Sexy no Jutsu! *Transforms into a sexy girl of self*
Orochimaru: *Falls, nosebleeding*

Making fun of One Piece dub:
Smoker: You fool, I ate the Smoke Smoke Fruit.
Luffy: Shouldn't it be the Puff Puff Fruit?
Everyone: *Laughs*
Smoker: *Growls*
Usopp: Puff the magic dragon living by the sea!
Dragon: *Enters* Did anyone called?
Smoker: I'll puff you a magic dragon! *Summons a dragon made up of smoke, capturing everyone*
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Mitsuki Sanada
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Orochimaru: HAHAHAHAHAHA!! I GOT SASUKE'S BODY NOW I WILL BE ABLE TO COPY ALL JUTSUS!
Naruto: All jutsus huh? Then copy this! Sexy no Jutsu! *Transforms into a sexy girl of self*
Orochimaru: *Falls, nosebleeding*

Whoa that is cool.

- Chrno Crusade -

Azmaria: Why did you bring a gun? And I thought you were a devil?

Chrno: Oh these. They are not real guns!

Rosette: Wh..what!?
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Krillin is finally declared healthy. He could go home. His doctor asked him to stay a day longer.

Krillin: Why?

Doctor: The psychiatric hospital is sending it's patients for a swim today!

Krillin: But,doc, I can't swim!

Doctor: That's ok, just enjoy your time!

Krillin: Ok!

At the swimmingpool they were going there was one pool empty because they were cleaning it.
When the nurses came home with the patients one of the nurses told Krillin's doctor:
Doctor, you see him? *points to Krillin* He is really crazy, all day he swam in the empty pool, I don't think you should fire him yet!

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Chi-chi comes with Goku to the doctor.

Chi-chi: Doctor, my husband thinks he is a parkingmeter!

Doctor: And why doesn't he tell that himself?

Chi-chi: Cause his mouth is full of coins!

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Chi-chi very worried to Bulma: Are you ill, Bulma? Cause for three days now I see your physician and the pastor coming your house.

Bulma bitchy back at Chi-chi:I see for the past three days a general and a soldier coming to your house, you don't hear me asking if the war has started there!
La Pussycat:Only people with no imagination hide in reality!

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CO USS Revelations
Starfleet Liason/Head of Iris Aliance
Starbase Executive Officer

Captain Daniella Le Williams
CO USS Siberia
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Taskforce 412 The Zodiacs

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