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Animan staf!
Topic Started: Jan 27 2006, 06:15 PM (543 Views)
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A new beginning.

You all know that Otaku Heaven is at the beginning of a new start and it is called Otaku Life!

Not much has changed besides the name and the loss of some stafmembers, ok only one. But that doesn't matter!

Most of the moderators are still the same.

But here is a new one.

Sac_Oshi: Got ya!

MysticMyra: Huh?

Sac_Oshi: I am the new ol agent!

MysticMyra: How did you find out about the...

Sac_Oshi: The what?

MysticMyra: Oh... never mind :P

Kisami: She just makes wrong Moderators topics.

Sac_Oshi: O you mean like this one?

Kisami: Yea!

MysticMyra: This topic is not wrong, thank you very much! *throws patatoe chips at Kisami*
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Well last time I threw patatoe chips on Kisami. Trust me she didn't like that! But did she had to paint my room pink?

Kisami: *brushes sweat away* So done!

Myra: You got a litlle pink on your cheek!

Kisami: Oh thanks!

Myra: So what did you do?

Kisami: I painted your room pink!

Myra: My room?!? :surprise *looks into the room* Oh no nononono! You painted over my Kaiba wallpaper, and my YamiYugi wallpaper, and my Bakura wallpaper, and the other with Kaiba....Grrrrrrr :WEIRD I'll get you for that!

Sac_Oshi: You think she will?

Kisami: Knowing her, she probaly challenge me for a modfight.

Myra: Did you at least cover my bed and closet and stuff? You didn't!?! My bear it's pink!

Kisami: It didn't match with your wall, so it was either throw it away or paint it over.

Myra :CRYING

Kisami: I should wait a couple of days before sleeping in your bed again!

Myra: Where do I have to sleep then?

Kisami: That is your problem!

Myra: My problem? Who painted my room pink?

That night!

Kisami: I am going to bed, qalbi! *goes to her room*

Sac_Oshi: ...3...2..1

Kisami: MYRA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What are you doing in my bed?
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Well, I am back. *leaves trough the member logs* Tifa Lockhart? :surprise What are you doing to me? *heartattack*

Tifa Lockhart: I used to be Kisami. But now I am Tifa Lockhart!

Ambulance comes in.

Tifa Lockhart: I just love to see my personell grovel.

Ambulance personell take Myra away.

Tifa Lockhart: I will visit you soon, Myra!! *waves*

Myra: :WEIRD

Sac_Oshi: They are moving her to the psychiatric clinic.

Tifa Lockhart: Be nice Myra!

Myra: ehehehehe....

Yami/Kaiba: What happened to her?

Sac_Oshi: PSDOL changed her name again.

Flowering Wolfsbane: Great!

Shadow: It will get quiet here!

Yami/Kaiba: Why didn't you just paint her room blue?

Tifa Lockhart: I did that, it became pink.

Hikari: And you painted your bear to right?

Tifa Lockhart: Of course, it has to match the pink!

The staf: Bye Myra, we visit you soon!
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At the psychiatric clinic:

Tifa lockhart comes to visit Myra.

Tifa: Hi Myra, I promised to visit you here I am!

Myra: Finally, I had absolutely no idea what I am doing here!

Tifa: You overworked!

Myra: So when can I go home!

Tifa: Doctors say soon!

Myra: How long am I here!

Tifa: Oh give or take 3 years!

Myra: What o.0! ANd you never came to visit me once!
Tifa: Oh, you mean in this hospital?

Myra: Yea!

Tifa: Just 3 days or something! But you can go back to the nuthouse very soon!

Myra: Oh great, I couldn't stand al these healthy people!

Tifa: Trust me, they wouldn't want you either!

Myra: SO how are things there?

Tifa: Oh nothing much really. Sac_Oshi is trying to keep you on schedule, which is a very hard job. Yami/Kaiba put your room back to normal, as a surprise and someone else changed the name!

Myra: :surprise

Myra: Oh doctor, please let me stay another week!
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Sephy changed the forum and she and her boyfriend changed her name. I of course couldn't stay behing. Now I am in another clinic. (For real!)

Psychiatrist: Maria, when are you getting over the fact that your name isn't Dr Jackson?

Dr Jackson: Doctor, My name is Dr Maria Jackson, and as long as I stay at animan I am who I am!

Psychiatrist leaves while shaking his head.

Pkdesigner: How is she?

Psychiatrist: She is healthy enough to rejoin Animan, but she needs to stay 5 days a week for observation, she can come back in the weekend.

Pkdesigner: Oh that's good, I thought I lost her for ever!

Tenyo: We are still organizing can she acces a computer here?

Psychiatrist: Not a problem!

Tenyo: Good, cause there will be new members to organize!

Psychiatrist: Just don't let her hear it!
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Jackson walks into the stafroom.
Jackson: I am back!

Ace: Oh hey good, we couldn't have done it without you!

Jackson: Liar!

Ace: What?

Jackson: Eh.... nothing! So what is new?

Ace: Here is your work!

pkdesigner: I am not giving you too much.

Akashi Kazama: Hey. *he comes in*

Jackson: Yay! *jumps al over him* I missed you!

Kazama: Right! Me too!

:drop
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Jackson: I can't see the stars no more!

pkdesigner hits her on the head.

Jackson: Yea that helps! Why are they all white?

Tenyo: :.-.- pkdesigner used her snowbat!

Jackson: Oh, then maybe she should use my starbat!

pkdesigner hits her with starbat.

Jackson: Now I see snow and stars! :drop
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Jackson walks into the stafroom.

Where is everybody?


Tenyo: Out!

Jackson: What? Nonononono! There is work to do, topics to make, posts to do, members to get!

Tenyo: Yea well, tell that to the Animan staf!

Jackson: Why do I have to do that all of a sudden, I thought that was your job?

Tenyo: No, that's Pk's job, I am just sitting here being pretty!

Jackson: Well, then where is she, pretty boy?

Tenyo: Out too! Like I said, everyone is out!

Jackson: :WEIRD
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The staf in 2007:

PKdesigner, she will have lesser time here then before. People will start to wonder if she is still alive.

Tenyo will come so often he starts to wonder if he still has a life.

Asami-Kun wonders too much how she should proceed in her new function.

Dr. Jackson is still very stressed out and still has to get used to the new situation. (I promise, no more selfburrying in work!)

Akashi Kazami will still be wondering how he can make up good excuses to finally leave animan. (It will never work baby, me and PK will tie you down!)

Ace tries to come more often, but since everyone quit going he is seriously considering that himself.

Kisara Kaiba has been gone for so long, she isn't even sure if this place still excist.

sabaru-kun will try her best to be a very good mod!

Tayles no more stress and twice as much fun. That's what she is focusing on this year.

Viper is doing great as mod, so great she thinks she can take a step back later this year.

Yami/Kaiba will take at least a half year to come back here, but when she comes back she is going to mean business.

Yukira will, after a rouch start of the year, catch up again. Her ideas will proove valueble for the forum.

Zumie-chan is out for some time now, but she will come back with a BANG! And that will be spectacular.

Hikari no Yugi is having difficulties at school. This is not her year at all, but it will be better and sooner then she thinks.

mystic revolution is dying to start her job again, but even she jhas practical offline issues to overcome first.

Shadow's inspiration will suddenly get up this year, and due to that she might not come here so often as she likes.

Raissa is not sure if this is the right place for her, and she will try find out what is then. She hopes she can tell PK in time of her decisions.

Jounouchi is coming back sharper this year, allthough she tries to focus hard on the forum is doesn't always works out.

kuroneke shuichi is getting better by the day, maybe there is a modaward for her in store!

PS as I stated before, don't take everything above to serious!


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Title: Stafchaos.
Starring: The animan staf.
Featering: The Animan forum.
Co-starring: The members; Marik and Pirate king

Chapter 1: How it began?
It was just a quiet day on Animan. The sun was shining and it was going to stay quiet untill.....

Pkdesigner: woooooohwoooh.

Jackson walks in to the stafroom: What's going on?
Then she sees the dog:Oh little one, how did you end up in here?

Pkdesigner: It is me!

Jackson: Huh, what happened?

Pkdesigner: Well, I came and found an envelope for the animanstaf on it. Suddenly, this!

Jackson: Where is it now?

Pkdesigner: Over there, could it have anything to do with the fact there is a star on it?

Jackson: I don't know.
She picks it and opens it. And then....

Jackson: Squeeek, squeek.
She turned into a rat: Help! PK, I turned too!

Pkdesigner looks to Jackson: You're a rat!

Jackson hides behind Pkdesigner: Someone is coming!

Akashi Kazama comes in: Hello, Maria, PK? Tenyo? Anyone here.
He sees Pkdesigner the dog: Hey, hello little fellow!

Pkdesigner: I am not a little fellow, it's me Pkdesigner.

Akashi Kazama: What happened?

Jackson: If you promise not to laugh, we'll tell you!

Akashi Kazama: Sure!

Jackson comes out a bit shy.

Akashi Kazama's eyes grow: Myra, honey, what happened to you?

Jackson: Me and PK opened an enveloppe and now we're a dog and a rat.

Akashi Kazama picks up the enveloppe: Oh, you mean this one?

Jackson: Don't open it!

But it was too late, instead of Akashi Kazama, there was now a tiger sitting.

Jackson covers her eyes with her little paws: Oh great!

Pkdesigner: Myra what is this?

Jackson: I think this is a message from the stars, a curse, anyone who opens it turns in to their eastern starsign!

Pkdesigner: Who would send us this curse?

Jackson: Probably someone with great astrological powers, and this person must also really hate us.

Akashi Kazama: Can we break the curse?

Jackson: Yea, but then we need to know who sended the curse.

Pkdesigner: Then we need to find out who did it!

Jackson: Yes, and untill that time we must hide the letter before anyone else finds it.
She picks up the letter in her mouth.

Pkdesigner: And we need help, I don´t have thumbs anymore!

Akashi Kazama: Agreed!

Pkdesigner: I will go and find Tenyo, you hide that letter, Jackson!

Jackson: Ay Ay!
She trips away and disappears in the stafroomcloset.

End of chapter 1. To be continued!



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Chapter 2: The cat named Ace.

Jackson now comes out of the closet. Akashi Kazama is still in the room. She runs to him and suddenly she can't move any further. She looks up and sees a big grey cat holding her tail.

Akashi Kazama jumps to her: Let her go. *he growls*

Ace let´s go: Akashi?

Akashi Kazama: That's right, and that's Jackson! *points to the rat*

Ace looks to her: Haha, how come you're a rat?

Jackson: That´s because my eastern starsign is rat!

Ace: Ah, so that's it!

Jackson: You found the letter too?

Ace: Yea, probably before Pk did. I hid myself when she came in.

Jackson: How many more could have fallen for this curse?

Ace: I was probably the first, seeing there is no other animal in this room, but us!

Pkdesigner returns with Tenyo.

Tenyo: Sephy told me everything! Who's that cat?

Jackson: That's Ace!

Pkdesigner: Oh no, what happened?

Ace starts to lick his paw: I was the first, I saw you come in, so I hide!

Jackson: You start to act like a cat!

Ace: That's because I am a cat. It was strange, I felt weird at first, and well couldn't believe I was a cat, but now I am showing signs of cats bahaviour. I graved for a mouse when you ran in!

Jackson: Yikes!
She hides behind Akashi Kazama.

Ace: Just kidding! But I do know that the curse will become permanent if you don't find the cure! We only have 3 days!

Jackson: 3 days? How do you know? DO you know who did this?

Ace: Yup! The mailman!

Jackson: Very funny!

Ace: No I am very serious, the mailman dropped this off, he gave it to me. He looked strange though! Anyways he mumpled to me, 3 days!

Jackson sighs: 3 days! This is harder then I thought!

To be continued!
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Chapter 3: Now what?

Jackson has seated herself on Akashi's head: Now I can overlook things better!

They all laugh.

But then Pkdesigner says serious: Tenyo you have to take over for me while I am in this state!

Tenyo: But of course!

Jackson looks at herself: I just hope the others don't see me like this!

Pkdesigner: Oh yea, isn't the stafmeeting this afternoon?

Jackson: No jokes please!

Tenyo: No actually, she is right, it's this afternoon.

Jackson: Let's all call in sick!

Ace: It could work, but you know Yami/Kaiba, she will come to check on us!

Jackson: Hmm, yea! Well we could call the meeting off!

Pkdesigner: That's not an option, we prosponed the meeting to many times, plus this was going to be a very important one.

Jackson: Then... *sigh* then they will have to see us like this!

Tenyo: So... now what?

Jackson was going to say something when Yami/Kaiba came in. She drops the stuff she had in her hand.

Jackson: Welcome to Animan zoo.

Yami/Kaiba: Oh, my god! What happened to you?

Jackson: we're cursed.

Akashi: We don't know by who!

Yami/Kaiba: Great! The meeting is about to start!

To be continued!
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Chapter 4: Stafmeeting (The cat, the rat and... Marik)
Pkdesigner leans with her paws on the table: I think you all can see what the problem is!

Hikari: This is serious, this musn't leak out, we could get chaos around here, if they knew about you.
She keeps staring at Jackson.

Jackson: Is this the first time you see a rat?

Ace: Oh yea, that's good! Lower, hmmm yea, I like it behind the ears!

Everyone looks up: :drop

Pkdesigner: Yami/Kaiba and Ace, cut the crap and get in to business!

Yami/Kaiba and Ace: Yes, ma'am! :shy

Pkdesigener: Jackson, options? You always have an answer in these things.

Jackson: There is only one person vicious enough to do this!

Pkdesigner: Who?

Jackson: The wizard!

Pkdesigner: Oh no! The Wizard!

Tenyo: The wizard?

Yami/Kaiba: You don't mean... that guy that messed this place up a long time ago, you mean Thé Wizard?

Jackson: Yep, thát Wizard! Who else did you think?

Yami/Kaiba: I don't know! I don't know any other wizards.

Jackson: My point exactly.

Tenyo: How do we find 'The Wizard' ?

Jackson: With a cat, a rat and...

Pkdesigner: Marik.

Tenyo: Marik? No way!

Jackson: Yes way! He's not a stafmember and Thé Wizard doesn't know him!

Tenyo: Not yet! But does that mean he is imuun to the curse?

Jackson: No he is imuun to Thé Wizard! If anyone can find him it's him. He can't be hiding far!

Ace sits next to Jackson: Well hop on, I take you to him!

Jackson: Can I trust you?

Ace: Better then a real cat, it would've eaten you in an instance.

Jackson: That's true, but I am not leaving till you've eaten something!

Ace: Fine! Anyone got chicken?

Pkdesigner: Here you go, Ace! :happy2
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Chapter 5 Marik's lair.

Rising up in the far ends of the kingdom of Animan, a big castle. Marik's lair.

Ace: Maria, that's a castle!

Jackson: Oh yes!

Ace: Let's call him!

Jackson: Maaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiikkkkkkkkkkkk!

Ace: Very nice!
He rubs his ears.

Marik runs up the battlements: Leave me alone! Wait a minute, did I just here a rat squeek my name?

Ace laughs: Yea you did!

Jackson: Yea, yea, stop with teasing the rat!

Marik: Yo, Maria Jackson? Dr Maria Jackson?

Jackson straightens her back: that's me!

Marik looks down from the battlements: Is it me, or are you a rat?

Jackson: Yes, I am a rat, if you let me in I'll explain you everything!

Marik: Fine!
He opens the door and the two animals go inside.

*****After the story is told*****

Marik: Wow!
He leans back.
Marik: And you want me to help you catch this wizard?

Jackson: Yea?

Marik: What's in it for me?

Jackson: Oh boy, here we go!

Ace: Well, I think I could spare something...

Jacson: Nah, he wants a position in Animan's staf.

Marik: You know me to well!

Jackson: I have to pick it up with Pkdesigner, you know I can't make this kind of decisions!

Marik: Very well!

Jackson: Now I am getting hungry!

Marik: I think I have some cheese and bread out back.

Jackson: That sounds promising!

Marik goes back while he says: I do need supplies too!

Jackson: That... I can arrange, I think Pirate king has a shop nearby.

Ace: He has a shop!

Jackson: YEa something like it!
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