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Christmas carols as sung by kids
Topic Started: Dec 14 2007, 04:59 PM (465 Views)
HelenaZF
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These are lines from Christmas Carols that have been heard being lustily sung by children who didn't QUITE get the gist of the real thing.

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* Deck the Halls with Buddy Holly

* We three kings of porridge and tar

* On the first day of Christmas my tulip gave to me

* Later on we'll perspire, as we dream by the fire.

* Later on, we'll count spiders as they scream while on fire

* He's makin' a list, chicken and rice.

* Noel. Noel, Barney's the king of Israel.

* With the jelly toast proclaim

* Olive, the other reindeers.....

* Frosty the Snowman is a ferret elf, I say

* Sleep in heavenly peas

* In the meadow we can build a snowman, Then pretend that he is sparse and brown

* Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer, You'll go down in listerine

* Oh, what fun it is to ride with one horse, soap and hay

* Come, froggy faithful

* You'll tell Carol, "Be a skunk, I require"

* Good tidings we bring to you and your kid

* With the jelly toast proclaim

* While Shepherds Washed Their Socks By Night
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:blink:

:haha:

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Thanks for the laugh -- I needed that! (now I have a mental image of a purple dinosaur running around the Holy Land singing "I love you, you love me..." :P )
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Hehehe, nice Helena.

Myself have never sung carols with those lines, I'll be sure to remember some though.
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(Sung to the Tune “God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen”)

The restroom door said Gentlemen
So I just walked inside
I took two steps and realized
I'd been taken for a ride
I heard high voices turned and found
The place was occupied
By two nuns, three old ladies, and a nurse
What could be worse?
Than two nuns, three old ladies and a nurse.

The restroom door said Gentlemen
It must have been a gag
As soon as I walked in there I ran into some old hag
She sprayed me with a can of mace
And snapped me with her bag.
I could tell this just wouldn't be my day
What can I say?
It just wasn't turning out to be my day.

The restroom door said Gentlemen
And I would like to find
The crummy little creep who had the nerve to switch the sign
Cause I've got two black eyes
And one high heel up my behind
Now I can't sit with comfort and joy
Boy, oh, boy
No, I'll never sit with comfort and joy.

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HelenaZF
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Here's an earworm for ye.....

The Christmas Song

Chipmunks roasting on an open fire,
rabbit stew boiling in a pot.
Although it's been said many times, many ways,
at Christmas you can eat a lot.

You can eat a lot of

chipmunks roasting (etc.)
On the third time through, swing to "This Is The Song That Never Ends"
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HelenaZF
Dec 14 2007, 05:59 PM
* Noel. Noel, Barney's the king of Israel.

I think the Middle East would be a lot more peaceful if this was the case. :P

Nice finds, Helena.
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to the tune of jingle bells
Jingle Bells
Batman Smells
Robin Laid an Egg
The Batmobile Lost a Wheel
And Joker got away

Jingle Bells
Batman Smells
Robin Laid an Egg
The Batmobile Lost a Wheel
And Joker got away

Jingle Bells
Batman Smells
Robin Laid an Egg
The Batmobile Lost a Wheel
And Jo-ker got away
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Tune: Good King Wenceslaus

Doctor Bones McCoy looked out
On the feast of Stephen
Where the food lay 'round about,
Deep and crisp and even.
Blushing, the Lieutenant said,
"Sir, I'm off my diet!
Here's a pack of onion rings...
Have one, won't you try it?"

"Bring me pie and bring me cake,
Bring me hard rock candy!
Bring me a creamy choc'late shake, or
Anything that's handy!
Popcorn, pretzels I do crave --
Lots and lots of munchies.
And my sanity you'll save
With a bag of Space Crunchies!"

"Lieutenant, you are out of line --
Go and eat your dinner!
Plomeek soup will do you fine;
You will be much thinner!"
"Doctor, won't you take with me a
Walk to the Transporter?
Where this ship it soon will be...
One CMO shorter!"
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