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| HelenaZF | Dec 14 2007, 04:59 PM Post #1 | |||
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These are lines from Christmas Carols that have been heard being lustily sung by children who didn't QUITE get the gist of the real thing.![]() * Deck the Halls with Buddy Holly * We three kings of porridge and tar * On the first day of Christmas my tulip gave to me * Later on we'll perspire, as we dream by the fire. * Later on, we'll count spiders as they scream while on fire * He's makin' a list, chicken and rice. * Noel. Noel, Barney's the king of Israel. * With the jelly toast proclaim * Olive, the other reindeers..... * Frosty the Snowman is a ferret elf, I say * Sleep in heavenly peas * In the meadow we can build a snowman, Then pretend that he is sparse and brown * Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer, You'll go down in listerine * Oh, what fun it is to ride with one horse, soap and hay * Come, froggy faithful * You'll tell Carol, "Be a skunk, I require" * Good tidings we bring to you and your kid * With the jelly toast proclaim * While Shepherds Washed Their Socks By Night |
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| Klea | Dec 14 2007, 06:08 PM Post #2 | |||
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:haha: ![]() Thanks for the laugh -- I needed that! (now I have a mental image of a purple dinosaur running around the Holy Land singing "I love you, you love me..." )
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| Justin | Dec 23 2008, 11:35 PM Post #3 | |||
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Hehehe, nice Helena. Myself have never sung carols with those lines, I'll be sure to remember some though. |
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| HelenaZF | Dec 24 2008, 12:24 AM Post #4 | |||
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(Sung to the Tune “God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen”) The restroom door said Gentlemen So I just walked inside I took two steps and realized I'd been taken for a ride I heard high voices turned and found The place was occupied By two nuns, three old ladies, and a nurse What could be worse? Than two nuns, three old ladies and a nurse. The restroom door said Gentlemen It must have been a gag As soon as I walked in there I ran into some old hag She sprayed me with a can of mace And snapped me with her bag. I could tell this just wouldn't be my day What can I say? It just wasn't turning out to be my day. The restroom door said Gentlemen And I would like to find The crummy little creep who had the nerve to switch the sign Cause I've got two black eyes And one high heel up my behind Now I can't sit with comfort and joy Boy, oh, boy No, I'll never sit with comfort and joy. |
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| HelenaZF | Dec 24 2008, 12:28 AM Post #5 | |||
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Here's an earworm for ye..... The Christmas Song Chipmunks roasting on an open fire, rabbit stew boiling in a pot. Although it's been said many times, many ways, at Christmas you can eat a lot. You can eat a lot of chipmunks roasting (etc.) On the third time through, swing to "This Is The Song That Never Ends" |
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| Morgan | Dec 24 2008, 07:33 AM Post #6 | |||
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I think the Middle East would be a lot more peaceful if this was the case. Nice finds, Helena. |
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| ssc123 | Dec 24 2008, 09:00 AM Post #7 | |||
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to the tune of jingle bells Jingle Bells Batman Smells Robin Laid an Egg The Batmobile Lost a Wheel And Joker got away Jingle Bells Batman Smells Robin Laid an Egg The Batmobile Lost a Wheel And Joker got away Jingle Bells Batman Smells Robin Laid an Egg The Batmobile Lost a Wheel And Jo-ker got away |
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| Klea | Dec 24 2008, 12:08 PM Post #8 | |||
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Tune: Good King Wenceslaus Doctor Bones McCoy looked out On the feast of Stephen Where the food lay 'round about, Deep and crisp and even. Blushing, the Lieutenant said, "Sir, I'm off my diet! Here's a pack of onion rings... Have one, won't you try it?" "Bring me pie and bring me cake, Bring me hard rock candy! Bring me a creamy choc'late shake, or Anything that's handy! Popcorn, pretzels I do crave -- Lots and lots of munchies. And my sanity you'll save With a bag of Space Crunchies!" "Lieutenant, you are out of line -- Go and eat your dinner! Plomeek soup will do you fine; You will be much thinner!" "Doctor, won't you take with me a Walk to the Transporter? Where this ship it soon will be... One CMO shorter!" |
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