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100 Joke Challenge
Topic Started: Aug 11 2008, 03:35 PM (430 Views)
HelenaZF
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Welcome to the BB 100 joke challenge! We want to see 100 jokes posted in this topic, and 10 lucky joke posters will win 100 BB credits each.

Here's how it works. 10 random numbers between 2 and 101 have been selected. These are the post numbers of this thread that are already winners in the 100 joke challenge. All you have to do is post in the right one. Moderators may participate, as only the admins have the pre-selected number list. As this system does not allow for extra posts, any disqualified or off-topic replies will be deleted. If you feel the desire to comment on a joke,you may do it in a post that contains a new joke.
Comment rule change: Comments that don't contain a joke may be posted. However, if you are posting a joke, please add a joke number ( # ) to the begining of your joke post. That will help us keep track of where to make the credit awards. Thanks.

You must post a joke that does not duplicate any previous ones, and you may not double-post. Your joke must be a text joke, not a cartoon or other image. Your joke may not be mean or vulgar, and must comply with the TOS. Your joke must be told in 2500 characters or less. Please try to post funny jokes that make you laugh. Nobody wants to read a boring thread filled with old tired jokes that everyone has heard before, so we hope you will get in the spirit of the challenge, which is to have some laughs even if you don't win the credit lottery.

This challenge will continue until all prizes are awarded.

NOTICE: To get this challenge moving, prizes will be awarded as they are won.
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A blond woman and a lawyer are sitting next to each other on a plane, when the lawyer gets bored. He says to the woman, "do you want to play a game?"

The woman says okay and asks how it works, the lawyer replies arrogantly, "Well, I'll ask you a question and if you can't answer it, you give me five dollars, same vice versa, but if I can't answer your question, I give you fifty dollars, to make if fair."

The blond agrees, so the lawyer starts, "What is twelve plus twelve?", the blond hands over five dollars then asks, "What has three legs, two heads and six fingers?".

The lawyer thinks for about an hour then hands her fifty dollars, he then asks, "What was the answer?", the blond wastes no time and hands over five dollars.
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#2 is a winner! 100 credits have been awarded to vcd.

Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a party.

After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest room.


Those who remained talked about their kids.



The first guy said, "My son is my pride and joy. He started working
at a successful company at the bottom of the barrel. He studied Economics
and Business Administration and soon began to climb the corporate ladder
and now he's the president of the company. He became so rich that he
gave his best friend a top of the line Mercedes for his birthday."



The second guy said, "Darn, that's terrific! My son is also my pride
and joy. He started working for a big airline, and then went to flight school
to become a pilot. Eventually he became a partner in the company,
where he owns the majority of its assets. He's so rich that he gave his best
friend a brand new jet for his birthday."



The third man said: "Well, that's terrific! My son studied in the
best universities and became an engineer. Then he started his own construction
company and is now a multimillionaire. He also gave away something very
nice and expensive to his best friend for his birthday: A 30,000 square
foot mansion."



The three friends congratulated each other just as the fourth returned
from the restroom and asked:


"What are all the congratulations for?"

One of the three said: "We were talking about the pride we feel for
the successes of our sons. What about your son?"



The fourth man replied: "My son is gay and makes a living dancing as
a stripper at a nightclub."



The three friends said: "What a shame...what a disappointment."



The fourth man replied: "No, I'm not ashamed. He's my son and I love
him.And he hasn't done too bad either.His birthday was two weeks ago,
and he received a beautiful 30,000 square foot mansion, a brand new jet
and a top of the line Mercedes from his three customers.
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Two campers are hiking in the woods when one is bitten on the rear end by a rattlesnake. "I'll go into town for a doctor," the other says. He runs ten miles to a small town and finds the only doctor delivering a baby.
"I can't leave," the doctor says. "But here's what to do. Take a knife, cut a little X where the bite is, suck out the poison and spit it on the ground."
The guy runs back to his friend, who is in agony. "What did the doctor say?" the victim cries.
"He says you're gonna die."
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Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde. The guard brings the brunette forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim…"
Suddenly the brunette yells, "EARTHQUAKE!!!"

Everyone is startled and throws themselves on the ground while she escapes.

The guard brings the redhead forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She say no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim…"

Suddenly the redhead yells, "TORNADO!!!"

Everyone is startled and looks around for cover while she escapes.

By now the blonde has it all figured out. The guard brings her forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim…"

And the blonde yells, "FIRE!!!"
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