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| False Hope | Nov 8 2005, 04:18 AM |
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You can lead a man to reason, but you can't make him think.
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That's not really discussing it, that's just....sorta kissing up to him. Well played, Tulkas. But back on topic: Halo sucks. Point-in-case. The first game blew big, hairy monkey balls, and it certainly didn't merit a sequel. If you bring this up to Halo fanboys and junkies, you'll get the response "Well, the multiplayer is really the only fun part." Yeah? Well, I don't have a high-speed connection, and I played multiplayer over at a friend's party and it still blew, so fuck that and fuck you, too. The point I'm trying to make, though, is that I certainly wouldn't PAY to go see a shitty movie about a shitty game.
War movies suck monkey balls, too. It's all, like, blow shit up, body parts everywhere, cash the check. Saving Private Ryan was the best depiction of a war you'll get, because it's real shit. What I hate, though, is how grenades always make a dramatic *KABLOOM* when they're thrown. Grenades don't do that. Make it real, or stop making stupid-ass movies.
Halo would be better not even existing, but they'd damn sure better pixelate it if they make it. Then again, look at Final Fantasy: Spirits Within.
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10:29 AM Nov 25