Quote:

 

Wild Woody             #45

I just figured out my porn star name.

Platform : Sega CD
Publisher : Sega
Year : 1995

Wild Woody was also the the star of this game, a bright yellow No. 2 pencil that threw sticks of dynamite. Welcome to the mascot graveyard.

Quote:

 

Sticky Balls           #35

Pass the vaseline.

Platform : Gizmondo
Publisher : Gizmondo Games
Year : 2005

The platform might have been a front for a mafia scam, but the games were real. Real filthy, that is.

Quote:

 

Booby Kids              #25

I dare you to squeeze their cheeks.

Platforms : NES
Publisher : Nihon Busson
Year : 1987

Though the Japanese are traditionally obsessed with panties, they switched gears in this top-down action romp. Should have been subtitled Tits for Tots.

Quote:

 

Tongue of the Fatman   #18

Starring Ron Jeremy.

Platforms : PC
Publisher : Activision
Year : 1989

There's nothing like getting a little tongue from the fatman, which is precisely what this bizarre yet nauseating fighting game delivered. At least it didn't have John Madden in it.