Here's To Growing Old: Happy Birthday, Dyehard

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Here's To Growing Old: Happy Birthday, Dyehard
Topic Started: Feb 16 2006, 06:16 AM (120 Views)
False Hope	Feb 16 2006, 06:16 AM Post #1
You can lead a man to reason, but you can't make him think. Posts: 2,214 Group: AWOL Member #10 Joined: September 20, 2004	Yeah, so he's turning 19. Not quite that day over in his timezone, but it is for the rest of us. I figure I at least owe him this, amongst several swift kicks in the ass. Getting older all the time. Never gonna be 18 again. Growing up sucks. To commemorate Dyehard's birthday, I created this poem impulsively, off the top of my head, because I can, and there's not a damn thing you can do to stop me. (Me: 3, Establishment: 0) "Roses are red, MadCow hates blacks. If you were a drug, you would be crack. Because a crack is a part, of everyone's ass, and you're just as annoying, as a Catholic mass. And God-forbid, that I not say anything corny. Just as God apparently forbids that you not be so horny. But through and through you've managed to stay a good friend, even though I constantly call you fag, asshole and queer. But, bitch, of all things, you'd do well to remember this: This is only one part. Part 2 is next year." Indeed. Post your "Happy Birthday!"s and such on this topic in this dead forum.



hinarei	Feb 16 2006, 07:23 AM Post #2
Defender of MolMol Posts: 8,973 Group: General Member #1 Joined: September 5, 2004	how sweet! :lol: Happy Birthday Dye!
	Su waits til Tama has children before she eats her "I'm not evil, I'm just hungry!" Kaolla Suu, ah wish ye were whisky, ah would drink ye dry! Thanks Ariel!!


rasberrycoke	Feb 16 2006, 11:57 PM Post #3
Posts: 233 Group: AWOL Member #78 Joined: January 1, 2006	HB



Dyehard	Feb 17 2006, 01:58 AM Post #4
Forum Bitch Posts: 1,880 Group: First Lieutenant Member #56 Joined: August 8, 2005	:lol: Awesome Thanks everyone



BobCat	Feb 17 2006, 02:13 AM Post #5
Working at EvilCo Posts: 1,551 Group: First Lieutenant Member #7 Joined: September 11, 2004	... Edited by BobCat, Aug 20 2008, 05:45 PM.
	I am a whiny bitch. I was busy deleting all my post content, cos hina didn't ban me.


selo	Feb 17 2006, 03:10 AM Post #6
Naru Representin'! Posts: 664 Group: AWOL Member #34 Joined: January 27, 2005	Now now thats true love from false :P. Happy Birthday Mr travis man!



Silver	Feb 17 2006, 04:26 AM Post #7
so put your hands down my pants, and I bet you'll feel nuts Posts: 1,950 Group: AWOL Member #44 Joined: June 16, 2005	Happy birthday, dude. Hilarious poem
	<center></center> "And the moral of the story is, keep your fucking mouth shut." Help spread the word of 'Tronic! Put this in your sig!


False Hope	Feb 17 2006, 04:59 AM Post #8
You can lead a man to reason, but you can't make him think. Posts: 2,214 Group: AWOL Member #10 Joined: September 20, 2004	BobCat Feb 16 2006, 09:13 PM A lawyer from the Catholic Anti-Defamation league is on line 2 for you, False Hey, hey. I'm a good Christian. I believe in the Holy Trinity. See, there's Jesus, who I eat, God, who yells at me when I use a condom, and the Holy Spirit, who looks like a pidgeon.



Silver	Feb 17 2006, 05:31 AM Post #9
so put your hands down my pants, and I bet you'll feel nuts Posts: 1,950 Group: AWOL Member #44 Joined: June 16, 2005	False Hope Feb 17 2006, 04:59 AM BobCat Feb 16 2006, 09:13 PM A lawyer from the Catholic Anti-Defamation league is on line 2 for you, False Hey, hey. I'm a good Christian. I believe in the Holy Trinity. See, there's Jesus, who I eat, God, who yells at me when I use a condom, and the Holy Spirit, who looks like a pidgeon. Didn't know masturbation requires condoms
	<center></center> "And the moral of the story is, keep your fucking mouth shut." Help spread the word of 'Tronic! Put this in your sig!


mango	Feb 17 2006, 01:53 PM Post #10
Like I give a fuck Posts: 5,098 Group: AWOL Member #25 Joined: November 18, 2004	say hello to this dead forum : p i did this for dyehard ^^ happy birthday mate.. congrats, you are now officially an old fuck : p false "Roses are red, MadCow hates blacks. and yes, thanks false, i hate black : p
	Special Thanks to False Hope for making this GIF


False Hope	Feb 17 2006, 02:49 PM Post #11
You can lead a man to reason, but you can't make him think. Posts: 2,214 Group: AWOL Member #10 Joined: September 20, 2004	Silver Feb 17 2006, 12:31 AM False Hope Feb 17 2006, 04:59 AM BobCat Feb 16 2006, 09:13 PM A lawyer from the Catholic Anti-Defamation league is on line 2 for you, False � Hey, hey. I'm a good Christian. I believe in the Holy Trinity. See, there's Jesus, who I eat, God, who yells at me when I use a condom, and the Holy Spirit, who looks like a pidgeon. Didn't know masturbation requires condoms It helps me sleep at night. MadCow809 congrats, you are now officially an old fuck : p He's still a year younger than you.



Shinno	Feb 17 2006, 03:23 PM Post #12
Posts: 236 Group: AWOL Member #57 Joined: August 19, 2005	Happy birthday..I dunno if my greetin is late or not but I wish you a more birthday to come and always take care of yourself dissapears
	Panty!


hinarei	Feb 20 2006, 03:39 PM Post #13
Defender of MolMol Posts: 8,973 Group: General Member #1 Joined: September 5, 2004	better late than never, Shinno
	Su waits til Tama has children before she eats her "I'm not evil, I'm just hungry!" Kaolla Suu, ah wish ye were whisky, ah would drink ye dry! Thanks Ariel!!


Silver	Feb 21 2006, 03:42 AM Post #14
so put your hands down my pants, and I bet you'll feel nuts Posts: 1,950 Group: AWOL Member #44 Joined: June 16, 2005	What day is today, it's Dyehard's birthday, what a day for a birthday, lets all have some cake...
	<center></center> "And the moral of the story is, keep your fucking mouth shut." Help spread the word of 'Tronic! Put this in your sig!


Dyehard	Feb 21 2006, 07:29 AM Post #15
Forum Bitch Posts: 1,880 Group: First Lieutenant Member #56 Joined: August 8, 2005	And Strippers



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