50 Worst Video Game Names of All-Time

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50 Worst Video Game Names of All-Time
Topic Started: Jul 1 2006, 05:16 AM (333 Views)
False Hope	Jul 1 2006, 05:16 AM Post #1
You can lead a man to reason, but you can't make him think. Posts: 2,214 Group: AWOL Member #10 Joined: September 20, 2004	http://www.gamerevolution.com/feature/worst_names Quote: Wild Woody #45 I just figured out my porn star name. Platform : Sega CD Publisher : Sega Year : 1995 Wild Woody was also the the star of this game, a bright yellow No. 2 pencil that threw sticks of dynamite. Welcome to the mascot graveyard. Quote: Sticky Balls #35 Pass the vaseline. Platform : Gizmondo Publisher : Gizmondo Games Year : 2005 The platform might have been a front for a mafia scam, but the games were real. Real filthy, that is. Quote: Booby Kids #25 I dare you to squeeze their cheeks. Platforms : NES Publisher : Nihon Busson Year : 1987 Though the Japanese are traditionally obsessed with panties, they switched gears in this top-down action romp. Should have been subtitled Tits for Tots. Quote: Tongue of the Fatman #18 Starring Ron Jeremy. Platforms : PC Publisher : Activision Year : 1989 There's nothing like getting a little tongue from the fatman, which is precisely what this bizarre yet nauseating fighting game delivered. At least it didn't have John Madden in it. A few that stood out. Unfortunately, not all of them are quite as comedic (for the limited amount that these are). Cover art included. Something to do when you're bored. And high, maybe. Might make it a little funnier.



Sasaki Makie	Jul 1 2006, 05:37 AM Post #2
Thousand Master Sage Posts: 2,019 Group: AWOL Member #88 Joined: June 14, 2006	cringes at the stupidity of it all
	PresidentMoron.com beastiality = is sex between a human & republican. Gardevoire is my bishie.


BobCat	Jul 1 2006, 10:37 PM Post #3
Working at EvilCo Posts: 1,551 Group: First Lieutenant Member #7 Joined: September 11, 2004	... Edited by BobCat, Aug 20 2008, 05:23 PM.
	I am a whiny bitch. I was busy deleting all my post content, cos hina didn't ban me.


hinarei	Jul 4 2006, 12:07 PM Post #4
Defender of MolMol Posts: 8,973 Group: General Member #1 Joined: September 5, 2004	wow... shame Solo's not about :lol: wouldn't surprise me if he'd had some input in thinking up those titles :rolleyes:
	Su waits til Tama has children before she eats her "I'm not evil, I'm just hungry!" Kaolla Suu, ah wish ye were whisky, ah would drink ye dry! Thanks Ariel!!


Sasaki Makie	Jul 4 2006, 02:17 PM Post #5
Thousand Master Sage Posts: 2,019 Group: AWOL Member #88 Joined: June 14, 2006	all these titles seem like crap...omg, I wanna take Asuna's giant fan and assault the people who came up with these crap titles.
	PresidentMoron.com beastiality = is sex between a human & republican. Gardevoire is my bishie.


BobCat	Jul 5 2006, 12:27 PM Post #6
Working at EvilCo Posts: 1,551 Group: First Lieutenant Member #7 Joined: September 11, 2004	... Edited by BobCat, Aug 20 2008, 05:22 PM.
	I am a whiny bitch. I was busy deleting all my post content, cos hina didn't ban me.


Sasaki Makie	Jul 5 2006, 10:56 PM Post #7
Thousand Master Sage Posts: 2,019 Group: AWOL Member #88 Joined: June 14, 2006	All right, when I'm over at Nihon, I'll go WHAP their asses. I'm almost positive that half those titles came from Nintendo. They deserve this kind of beat down. Prepares for flight 756 departing in 1 hour Hops on plane and flies for a couple of days over to Tokyo International Airport JK activates Asuna's Prob. con. card and assaults idiots with the giant fan...using Asuna's power support There...took care of them all. XD
	PresidentMoron.com beastiality = is sex between a human & republican. Gardevoire is my bishie.


Mr.Anderson	Jul 7 2006, 09:00 PM Post #8
Posts: 440 Group: AWOL Member #91 Joined: July 7, 2006	Those names are really... lame but there far from the worst ever. Belive me. Give me a few days and I'll dig up some Power Unlimited's and what obut those old DOS-game sites? ha one list of lame ass game names, coming up!
Posts: 440 Group: AWOL Member #91 Joined: July 7, 2006	Life is uncertain. Eat desert first.


hinarei	Jul 7 2006, 09:25 PM Post #9
Defender of MolMol Posts: 8,973 Group: General Member #1 Joined: September 5, 2004	go for it, Mr A! I'd love to see a worse game name than Panic Restaurant
	Su waits til Tama has children before she eats her "I'm not evil, I'm just hungry!" Kaolla Suu, ah wish ye were whisky, ah would drink ye dry! Thanks Ariel!!


Mr.Anderson	Jul 7 2006, 09:33 PM Post #10
Posts: 440 Group: AWOL Member #91 Joined: July 7, 2006	I'll do my utter best sir!
Posts: 440 Group: AWOL Member #91 Joined: July 7, 2006	Life is uncertain. Eat desert first.


Sasaki Makie	Jul 10 2006, 11:08 PM Post #11
Thousand Master Sage Posts: 2,019 Group: AWOL Member #88 Joined: June 14, 2006	hinarei Jul 7 2006, 02:25 PM go for it, Mr A! I'd love to see a worse game name than Panic Restaurant WTF?
	PresidentMoron.com beastiality = is sex between a human & republican. Gardevoire is my bishie.


Mr.Anderson	Jul 11 2006, 06:48 PM Post #12
Posts: 440 Group: AWOL Member #91 Joined: July 7, 2006	Yeah well it's taking a bit longer then I thought. Mainly it's quite boring to look trhough all those Power Unlimiteds (Games magazine) again.. But I'm pretty sure I got a better top but it's a top 7 now.. And I won't post it till it's atleast a top 10.
Posts: 440 Group: AWOL Member #91 Joined: July 7, 2006	Life is uncertain. Eat desert first.


Sitdogboy!	Aug 16 2006, 05:45 AM Post #13
Venus As A Boy Posts: 137 Group: AWOL Member #80 Joined: February 27, 2006	Any Fighting/Driving games.
	I LOVE JEWEL!!! <3


Sasaki Makie	Aug 16 2006, 07:25 PM Post #14
Thousand Master Sage Posts: 2,019 Group: AWOL Member #88 Joined: June 14, 2006	Burnout Revenge
	PresidentMoron.com beastiality = is sex between a human & republican. Gardevoire is my bishie.


Mr.Anderson	Aug 23 2006, 01:06 PM Post #15
Posts: 440 Group: AWOL Member #91 Joined: July 7, 2006	sneaks in Well I didn't make any progress with my list (atleast I think) but in one of the PU's I found the 50 worse PlayStation game names ever... Hmm sounded familiar and when I tried the link they provided. Yup. Anyway the main reson why it's progressing so slowly is the fact that I start to read the Pu's once I pick them up....
Posts: 440 Group: AWOL Member #91 Joined: July 7, 2006	Life is uncertain. Eat desert first.


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