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| Topic Started: Jul 8 2006, 05:37 PM (803 Views) | |
| Sasaki Makie | Jul 8 2006, 05:37 PM Post #1 |
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I wanted to bring a little bit AnimeB here...so I decided to bring the Corrupt-a-wish thread. For those that don't know what it is...heres a basic outline: person A: wishes for something, putting 'I wish' in his/her post. person B: corrupts that wish making it a negative and then posts his/her wish. I'll go first. I wish I had a million yen and got to teach an all cute girl class. |
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| False Hope | Jul 9 2006, 03:11 AM Post #2 |
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Fine. Granted, but you're in America, where 1 million yen is, very roughly, $10,000. Half of it is taken from you in taxes, while 7000 is simultaneously taken from you by a pissed-off IRS agent, leaving you in debt for two-thou. And granted, however the girls are all under-age. While leaning over to check one's homework, you bump her on the head. She goes home and tells her mother, whom mis-interprets it as a sexually-connotated action and sues your ass for 10,000 dollars. Whoops. Now you're more in-debt, and you're facing a prison sentence. You get convicted and the generous judge gives you a bail of $10,000 for a 500 year-sentence. Oh noes. You can't pay, so you're in jail for life and then some. However on the first day, you face an initiation rite specially designed for convicted pedophiles. You are immediately sodomized by an ex-Hell's Angels member named Big Bubba Blue. From this time on, your name is Little Sally-Sue, and your newest greatest fear is taking a shower. Upon refusal to take a shower for a week, you begin to reek. You then receive a "secret admirer" letter from an unknown person, who obviously has a fetish for disgusting smells. Unfortunatley, when Bubba Blue hears of this, he immediately sodomizes you again, just to remind you whose bitch you are. Welcome to the rest of your life. EDIT: Forgot my wish: I wish butt-secks was recognized as the international cure for cancer. |
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| Sasaki Makie | Jul 9 2006, 03:22 AM Post #3 |
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a long corruption wasn't necessary...geez...but it was hilarious.
:lol: Wish granted, but the doctors don't enjoy using your butt-sacks for a cure and go look elsewhere for a cure. XD |
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| Mr.Anderson | Jul 9 2006, 11:08 AM Post #4 |
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*ahem* Your wish, sir? (haha I feel like some greater power now! or a butler...) |
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| Sasaki Makie | Jul 9 2006, 01:51 PM Post #5 |
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oh sorry, Umm I wish I wasn't so scared of the paperwork necessary to go overseas to teach. |
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| Mr.Anderson | Jul 9 2006, 02:31 PM Post #6 |
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Wish granted, your not allowed to leave the land. I wish I had all the Mahou Sensei Negima chapters. |
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| Sasaki Makie | Jul 9 2006, 02:32 PM Post #7 |
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Wish granted, but now your computer's got viruses all over the place and you can't fix it. I wish I could be more like hinerei. |
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| Mr.Anderson | Jul 9 2006, 02:37 PM Post #8 |
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(Actually my pc is full of virusses and errors. I'm just keeping them in that f*cked up pc) Wish granted you and Hinarei switch bodies. Then Hinarei get so angry that he uses the option you gave him in the awnser ask thread to shoot somebody unpunished. (He shoots you and get away with it) I wish That I could speak, understand, read and write Japanese. |
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| Sasaki Makie | Jul 9 2006, 02:45 PM Post #9 |
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wish granted. Now you no longer possess any knowledge of the English language...and thus must go back to kindergarten and re-learn english. I wish, I made enough yen by teaching to live in Japan. |
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| Mr.Anderson | Jul 9 2006, 02:52 PM Post #10 |
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(Actually it would be better if you also removed my knolage of German, French and ofcourse my mother language Dutch..) Wish granted but you need to work so hard and long that you don't really have a life. I wish I could go to Japan, preferrably today.. |
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| Sasaki Makie | Jul 9 2006, 02:55 PM Post #11 |
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Wish granted...We both arrive in Japan on the 747 and we're officially homeless...except I've somehow secured a job as an English teacher and you're the only homeless now. XD I wish that I could find the real Mahora Academy in Japan. |
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| Mr.Anderson | Jul 9 2006, 02:59 PM Post #12 |
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Wish granted, it seems to be a wooden hut wich crawls with woodwurms.. I wish I had a home in Japan. |
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| Sasaki Makie | Jul 9 2006, 03:02 PM Post #13 |
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Wish granted. You now live in a small house that is hard to get around in. ^ this fact is quite true about japanese houses. I wish you could legally go outside in Japan and carry a sword with you without getting in trouble. ^ Swords are banned in Japan..you need a permit to carry them in your private property. |
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| Mr.Anderson | Jul 9 2006, 03:06 PM Post #14 |
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^ Erh here swords are banned to, on exception you may transport one. In cloth in a case and only for decorational perpose. Wish granted, you trip and fall in your own sword. I wish that all non-lethal or non-permanent damage wishes did in fact came true. |
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| Sasaki Makie | Jul 9 2006, 03:08 PM Post #15 |
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^ Erm, how do I grant a wish like this? wish granted...Err, I make them all positive instead of negative.. |
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