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| TEH GHEYNEZZ OF MYSPACE; Article by James K. | |
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| Topic Started: Jul 9 2006, 06:57 AM (1,228 Views) | |
| Sasaki Makie | Jul 9 2006, 06:57 AM Post #1 |
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I've noticed people on the internet wanting others to join in a simple and seemingly upleasureable place called hell...sorry, I meant MySpace. Anyway, MySpace users in the past have often made an account just to have fun...well, when they got board or found the place utterly ridiculous by nature, they left...and in a hurry. I've actually got an account on there...all I see over there are faggots, sex-addicted bastards/bitches...among other unmetionables. I'd kill to have MySpace torn down...it truly has been proven over and over again by users of basic internet caliber that that place is a place for losers, blind asshats, and utter retards of the nature. If anyone has ever been on MySpace, you'll know that the damn place lacks something pretty obvious...It reminds me a lot of Pacific Beach, CA. What with open-toed sandal wearing idiots and surfers who seem really stupid, it's a wonder Pacific Beach even has inhabitants. So to those you who don't seem perturbed by this fact, please continue going to MySpace, so that I can keep labeling you idiots as fags. |
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| False Hope | Jul 9 2006, 08:18 AM Post #2 |
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TEH GHEYNEZZ OF THIS THREAD I've noticed people on the internet thinking they are cool, making many a pitiful attempt to belittle and degrade MySpace all in the name of being funny...sorry, I meant original. But they're not. In actuality, a tremendous amount of these people are lonely, single, extravagantly over-weight teenagers who've never once in their life gotten laid. How ironic, considering that MySpace is of a similar audience. There are, indeed, "faggots," "sex-addicted bastards/bitches," as well as "other unmentionables" on MySpace. However, all it takes is a slight lick of intelligence to realize that the only people who talk to them are either 12, "faggots," "sex-addicted bastards/bitches," or "other unmentionables" themselves, or stupid. On occasion, even a combination of any three, or all five. I'd kill to have these criticizers shut-the-fuck-up. Not so much because I like MySpace (which I don't, even though I have an account that I check frequently) but because no-one gives a shit about their opinion on MySpace.  It truly has been proven over and over again by people who possess common sense that most people who criticize MySpace are generally losers, asshats, and utter retards of nature. If anyone has ever read anything by one of these self-proclaimed satirical artists, they'd know that the damn people very obviously lack something: creativity. It reminds me a lot of Albany, Georgia. What with untied-lace Air Force One-wearing idiots and "gangstas" who seem really stupid (despite the fact that I've never talked to them, because my stereotypically-based world is perfect and absolutely correct in every way), it's a wonder Albany even has inhabitants. So to those you who don't seem perturbed by this fact, please continue criticizing MySpace, so that I can keep labeling you idiots as fags. |
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| Tulkas | Jul 9 2006, 08:19 AM Post #3 |
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Were you raped by a MySpace account or something? I'll admit I have little interest in it, but nor do I put unfair blame on it. There's a reason there are so many "faggots, sex-addicted bastards/bitches...losers, blind asshats, and utter retards of the nature" on MySpace. Would you like to guess what that reason is? No, we're not going to waste 5 pages worth of posts on a guessing game. One day, you will go out into the real world. When you do, you will realise that the vast majority of the world's population consists of "faggots, sex-addicted bastards/bitches...losers, blind asshats, and utter retards of the nature". So why should the internet be any different to the real world? :rolleyes: |
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| Sasaki Makie | Jul 9 2006, 01:55 PM Post #4 |
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False, your post has satire written all over it...even if it was just an edit of mine. :rolleyes: and Tulkas, the internet isn't a real world...otherwise we'd be able to physically rape n00bs for acting like shit-heads. 
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| Apache Straight | Jul 9 2006, 05:48 PM Post #5 |
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STOP FUCKING CRYING Actually, don't listen to it. You don't have to read the dumb bulletins and if they piss you off too much, post a bulleting entitled (person) is a big blubbering vagina. It worked for me. I used to think it was stupid, but it's actually kind of fun. I check my account frequently, and call false a fag on it. And also to james the fagoti. Those kids are actually kinda cool some of them. I mean, up here only white kids call themselves that, but I know some guys who dress like that. I work with a few. They're pretty awesome. And they can sight a good ass a mile away. |
Hello, Peaches. We deliberated long and hard on this one. Well, hinarei and Silver deliberated, I just waited for the go-ahead to ban you. It's a shame you just couldn't catch on to the new rules. We'll miss you, Peaches, we truly will
 Oh, and if you want to bitch, hinarei's the man to bitch to. --------------------------------------------------- Please note that Can I eat it? has no control over the contents of this message. ACTUALLY TULKAS, I WAS VERY HAPPY HERE :):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):) | |
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| Sasaki Makie | Jul 9 2006, 05:51 PM Post #6 |
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I feel the need to FAP False...thanks Apache.
 I just posted it for reaction purposes. False: a little something for you.  YOU HAVE JUST BEEN FAPPED BY MISS HYPERGIRL! |
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| False Hope | Jul 10 2006, 01:22 AM Post #7 |
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 Yes, James; My post WAS satire. The entire point of me posting that was so that you'd realize that. AND APACHE, STOP RIPPING OFF OF MADDOX, F46607!!!11 |
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| Sasaki Makie | Jul 10 2006, 01:24 AM Post #8 |
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not meant to be funny...False...was a statement. :mellow: |
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| Apache Straight | Jul 10 2006, 04:07 PM Post #9 |
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NO U |
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Hello, Peaches. We deliberated long and hard on this one. Well, hinarei and Silver deliberated, I just waited for the go-ahead to ban you. It's a shame you just couldn't catch on to the new rules. We'll miss you, Peaches, we truly will
Oh, and if you want to bitch, hinarei's the man to bitch to. --------------------------------------------------- Please note that Can I eat it? has no control over the contents of this message. ACTUALLY TULKAS, I WAS VERY HAPPY HERE :):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):) | |
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| Sasaki Makie | Jul 10 2006, 05:26 PM Post #10 |
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XD |
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| Sasaki Makie | Jul 10 2006, 08:08 PM Post #11 |
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Okay, we're not here to start another pic war...we've got that in another post in Artwerk. BC, I'm stopping and hopefully the rest of us will as well. If you wanna go see the latest pic war, here it is...from teh very beggining: http://z7.invisionfree.com/canieatit/index.php?showtopic=991 |
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| False Hope | Jul 11 2006, 03:14 AM Post #12 |
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| Sasaki Makie | Jul 11 2006, 06:26 PM Post #13 |
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Okay, I see where this is going...Tulkas, can we get a lock here? |
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| Tulkas | Jul 12 2006, 02:31 AM Post #14 |
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This gets locked when I say it gets locked
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| False Hope | Jul 12 2006, 03:09 AM Post #15 |
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L0L PWN3D F46 |
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