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JK the immortal one
Topic Started: Jul 31 2006, 06:54 PM (538 Views)
Sasaki Makie
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3 times in my lifetime I've been run over by cars and lived.

1st time: I was stupid kid who wanted his toys and was willing to run into the middle of the street for it. Needless to say, our insurance went throught the roof. -_-

2nd time: I was hit while on a bike.

3rd time: Today, while in a drizzle, I was walking across the street with the signal for me and a red minivan comes out of fucking nowhere and rams my ass.

You may start laughing anytime. :)
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beastiality = is sex between a human & republican.

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so put your hands down my pants, and I bet you'll feel nuts

You've been hit, or run over? There's a difference.

A car ran over my foot once. I was in dull pain for like, the remainder of the day.
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OK, I meant hit, but I didn't see much of a difference seeing as my life's starting to turn into something like Keitaro's. :P
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Sasaki Makie
Jul 31 2006, 06:54 PM
3 times in my lifetime I've been run over by cars and lived.

1st time: I was stupid kid who wanted his toys and was willing to run into the middle of the street for it. Needless to say, our insurance went throught the roof. -_-

2nd time: I was hit while on a bike.

3rd time: Today, while in a drizzle, I was walking across the street with the signal for me and a red minivan comes out of fucking nowhere and rams my ass.

You may start laughing anytime. :)

Take the hint and die already.
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Solo
Aug 1 2006, 10:49 AM
Take the hint and die already.

Quoted for truth.
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so put your hands down my pants, and I bet you'll feel nuts

Solo
Aug 1 2006, 12:49 AM
Take the hint and die already.

Quoted for LMAO!
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Like I give a fuck

i only run ppl over.. never the other way around
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You can lead a man to reason, but you can't make him think.

And there goes the climax of the thread. Okay, now lock.
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Sasaki Makie
Jul 31 2006, 02:54 PM

3rd time: Today, while in a drizzle, I was walking across the street with the signal for me and a guy comes out of fucking nowhere and rams my ass.

You may start laughing anytime. :)

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Hello, Peaches. We deliberated long and hard on this one. Well, hinarei and Silver deliberated, I just waited for the go-ahead to ban you. It's a shame you just couldn't catch on to the new rules. We'll miss you, Peaches, we truly will :)

Oh, and if you want to bitch, hinarei's the man to bitch to.

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ACTUALLY TULKAS, I WAS VERY HAPPY HERE :):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):)
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LMAO-much

edit: I wonder if this means that I've finally become the retarded pervert that is Keitaro? I'm gonna guess that False is going to say no.
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Edited by BobCat, Jul 24 2008, 08:59 PM.
I am a whiny bitch. I was busy deleting all my post content, cos hina didn't ban me.
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so put your hands down my pants, and I bet you'll feel nuts

I'm God's spokesman around here, since He's got cooler things to do, like hurl lightning bolts, and stuff.

Anyways, your mission is to get me a Pepsi. Do it, do it now.
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coke is better.

pibb is win.,
Hello, Peaches. We deliberated long and hard on this one. Well, hinarei and Silver deliberated, I just waited for the go-ahead to ban you. It's a shame you just couldn't catch on to the new rules. We'll miss you, Peaches, we truly will :)

Oh, and if you want to bitch, hinarei's the man to bitch to.

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ACTUALLY TULKAS, I WAS VERY HAPPY HERE :):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):)
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Aug 2 2006, 04:45 PM
I think that you haven't died because God has a plan for you. You're on a mission. You've got a lot of great things to accomplish in your future.

Your mission, should you decide to accept it....

Wait. You expect ME to tell you? I'm not God. Ask him in prayer to tell you!

This mission will self destruct in five seconds.
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so put your hands down my pants, and I bet you'll feel nuts

My Pepsi! :o
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