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Yarrr, me hearties! Yarrr!
Topic Started: Sep 20 2006, 05:58 AM (655 Views)
hinarei	Sep 20 2006, 05:58 AM Post #1
Defender of MolMol Posts: 8,973 Group: General Member #1 Joined: September 5, 2004	Aye, laddies! Since I been a complete landlubber and celebrated "Talk Like a Pirate" day yesterday without telling anyone on the bounding waves of the internet, I declare that today be my very own "Talk Like a Pirate" day on all the forums I be blessin' with my presence. So even if I forget, every post o' mine will include at least one Yarrr! until the day is out Yarrr!
	Su waits til Tama has children before she eats her "I'm not evil, I'm just hungry!" Kaolla Suu, ah wish ye were whisky, ah would drink ye dry! Thanks Ariel!!


mango	Sep 20 2006, 06:31 AM Post #2
Like I give a fuck Posts: 5,098 Group: AWOL Member #25 Joined: November 18, 2004	again??? sigh* Quote: sweet17: Hi bloodninja: hello bloodninja: who is this? sweet17: just a someone? bloodninja: A someone I know? sweet17: nope bloodninja: Then why the hell are you bothering me? sweet17: well sorrrrrry sweet17: I just wanted to chat with you bloodninja: why? sweet17: nevermind your an jerk bloodninja: Hey wait a minute sweet17: yes? bloodninja: look I’m sorry. I’m just a little paranoid sweet17: paranoid? bloodninja: yes sweet17: of what? sweet17: me? bloodninja: No. I’m in hiding. sweet17: LOL bloodninja: Don’t fucking laugh at me! bloodninja: This shit is serious! sweet17: What are you hiding from? bloodninja: The cops. sweet17: gimme a fucking break bloodninja: I’m serious. sweet17: I don’t get it bloodninja: The cops are after me. sweet17: For what? bloodninja: I’m wanted in three states sweet17: For??? bloodninja: It’s kindof embarrasing. bloodninja: I had sex with a turkey. bloodninja: Hello? sweet17: You are fucking sick. bloodninja: Send me your picture. sweet17: why? bloodninja: so I know you aren’t one of them. sweet17: One of what? bloodninja: The cops. sweet17: I’m not a cop i told you bloodninja: Then send me your picture. sweet17: hold on bloodninja: Hurry up. bloodninja: Are you there? bloodninja: fuck you, cop! sweet17: Hey sorry sweet17: I had to do something for my mom. bloodninja: I thought you were trying to find a picture to send to me. bloodninja: When really you were notifying the authorities. bloodninja: Weren’t you!? sweet17: thats not it bloodninja: Then what? sweet17: I don’t want to send you the picture cause I’m not pretty bloodninja: Most cops aren’t sweet17: IM NOT A FUCKING COP YOU DICKSHIT! bloodninja: Then send me the picture. sweet17: fine. What’s your e-mail? bloodninja: Just send it through here. sweet17: alright PIC sweet17: Did you get it? bloodninja: Hold on. I’m looking. sweet17: That was me back in may sweet17: I’ve lost weight since then. bloodninja: I hope so sweet17: what?!? sweet17: that hurt my feelings. bloodninja: Did it? sweet17: Yes. I’m not that much smaller than that now. bloodninja: Will it make you feel better if I send you my picture? sweet17: yes bloodninja: Alright let me find it. sweet17: kks bloodninja: Okay here it is. PIC sweet17: this isn’t you. bloodninja: I’ll be damned if it ain’t! sweet17: You don’t look like that. bloodninja: How the hell do you know? sweet17: cause your profile has another picture. bloodninja: The profile pic is a fake. bloodninja: I use it to hide from the cops. sweet17: You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol bloodninja: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy…. bloodninja: Not to mention all the groceries. sweet17: Go fuck yourself bloodninja: I was going to until I saw that picture bloodninja: Now my unit won’t get hard for a week. sweet17: I shouldn’t have sent you that picture. sweet17: You’ve done nothing but slam me. sweet17: you hurt me. bloodninja: And calling me the Farm Fresh guy doesn’t hurt me? sweet17: I thought you were bullcrapping me! bloodninja: Why would I do that? sweet17: I can’t believe that cops are after you bloodninja: I can’t believe Santa lets you sit on his lap.. sweet17: FUCK YOU!!! bloodninja: You’d break both of his legs. sweet17: You’re a fucking wanker! sweet17: I’ve been teased my whole life because of my weight sweet17: and you make fun of me when you don’t even know me bloodninja: Ok. I’m sorry. sweet17: No you aren’t bloodninja: You’re right. I’m not. bloodninja: HAARRRRR! sweet17: I’m done with you bloodninja: Aww. I’m sorry. sweet17: I’m putting you on ignore bloodninja: Wait a sec bloodninja: We got off on the wrong foot. bloodninja: Wanna start over? sweet17: No bloodninja: I’ll eat your kitty sweet17: You’ll what? bloodninja: You heard me. bloodninja: I said I’d eat your kitty. sweet17: I thought you said you couldn’t get it hard after seeing my picture bloodninja: Do I need a hard-on to eat your kitty? sweet17: I’d like to know that the man eating me out is excited yes bloodninja: Well I’m not like most men. bloodninja: I get excited in different ways. sweet17: Like what? bloodninja: Do you really wanna know? sweet17: I don’t know bloodninja: You have to tell me yes or no. sweet17: I’m afraid to bloodninja: Why? sweet17: cause bloodninja: cause why? sweet17: well lets see sweet17: you say you have sex with turkeys. You call me fat. then you wanna eat me out sweet17: doesn’t that seem strange to you? bloodninja: Nope sweet17: well its strange to me bloodninja: Fine. I won’t do it if you don’t want me to sweet17: I didn’t say that bloodninja: So is that a yes? sweet17: I guess so. bloodninja: Ok. I need your help getting excited though. bloodninja: Are you willing? sweet17: What do you need me to do? bloodninja: I need you talk like a pirate. sweet17: ??? bloodninja: When I start to go limp… you say “HARRRR!!!” bloodninja: ok? bloodninja: Hello? sweet17: You can’t be serious bloodninja: Oh yes I am! bloodninja: It’s my fantasy. sweet17: this is retarded bloodninja: Do you want it or not? sweet17: Yes I want it. bloodninja: Then you’ll do it for me? sweet17: sure bloodninja: Ok. Here we go. bloodninja: I gently remove your panties and being to massage your thighs. bloodninja: You get really juicy thinking about my tounge brushing up against them bloodninja: I softly begin to tounge your wet kitty. bloodninja: I run my tounge up and down your smooth cunt. sweet17: mmmm yeah bloodninja: uh oh …going limp. sweet17: Har bloodninja: You gotta do better than that! bloodninja: Your picture was really bad. sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRR bloodninja: Ahhhh. Much better. I feel your kitty get more moist with every stroke. bloodninja: I softly suck on your clit bringing it in and out of my mouth. bloodninja: Your juices run down my chin as your scent makes its way to my nose. bloodninja: I begin to feel empowered by your femininity. sweet17: mmmmmm you are good bloodninja: I feel your thighs tighten as I fuck harder bloodninja: going limp sweet17: HARRRRRRR bloodninja: Mmmm I grab your swelling buttocks in my hands. bloodninja: You begin to sway back and forth. bloodninja: going limp sweet17: this is stupid bloodninja: …still limp bloodninja: Do it! sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRRR bloodninja: I turn you around to lick your asshole. bloodninja: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass. bloodninja: I see poo nuggets hanging from the hair around your ass. sweet17: WTF?!?!? bloodninja: They stink really bad. sweet17: OMG STOP!!! bloodninja: I start to get fed up with your ugly ass bloodninja: I tear off your wooden peg leg. bloodninja: I ram it up your ass. sweet17: YOURE A FUCKING PYSCHO!! bloodninja: Then I pour hot carmel over your head. bloodninja: And turn you into a fucking candy apple… bloodninja: I kick you in the face! sweet17: FUCK YOU DICKHEAD!! bloodninja: The celluloid from your cheeks hits the side of the cabin… bloodninja: Your parrot flys away. bloodninja: …going limp again. bloodninja: Hello? bloodninja: Say it! bloodninja: HAARRRRRR!!!!!
	Special Thanks to False Hope for making this GIF


hinarei	Sep 20 2006, 06:35 AM Post #3
Defender of MolMol Posts: 8,973 Group: General Member #1 Joined: September 5, 2004	again? well, yes. It's an annual thing, bosun :lol: hoist the mainsail and head for shore! More grog is needed! Yarrr!
	Su waits til Tama has children before she eats her "I'm not evil, I'm just hungry!" Kaolla Suu, ah wish ye were whisky, ah would drink ye dry! Thanks Ariel!!


Tyroki	Sep 20 2006, 06:36 AM Post #4
Posts: 574 Group: AWOL Member #67 Joined: October 3, 2005	Hahahaha XD Thats a riot Mango.



mango	Sep 20 2006, 06:38 AM Post #5
Like I give a fuck Posts: 5,098 Group: AWOL Member #25 Joined: November 18, 2004	HAAAAAAAAAARRR! and my name is cow : )
	Special Thanks to False Hope for making this GIF


hinarei	Sep 20 2006, 06:40 AM Post #6
Defender of MolMol Posts: 8,973 Group: General Member #1 Joined: September 5, 2004	not its not, matey, it's quite clearly mango yarhahar, har!
	Su waits til Tama has children before she eats her "I'm not evil, I'm just hungry!" Kaolla Suu, ah wish ye were whisky, ah would drink ye dry! Thanks Ariel!!


Orichalcos	Sep 20 2006, 02:32 PM Post #7
Posts: 24 Group: AWOL Member #97 Joined: September 18, 2006	Yar, pirate-speak...good times... Anyway, ahoy there, mateys!
	Ever at your service. Remember, the Viking Mafia is watching you!


Sasaki Makie	Sep 20 2006, 03:39 PM Post #8
Thousand Master Sage Posts: 2,019 Group: AWOL Member #88 Joined: June 14, 2006	This idea could only have come from someone as high strung as hina. j/k about the high strung thing. But seriously hina, I don't know anyone who'd celebrate "Talk Like A Pirate" day. Fact, I'm not even sure it's a real day.
	PresidentMoron.com beastiality = is sex between a human & republican. Gardevoire is my bishie.


False Hope	Sep 20 2006, 05:33 PM Post #9
You can lead a man to reason, but you can't make him think. Posts: 2,214 Group: AWOL Member #10 Joined: September 20, 2004	Cow's first post is the greatest post I have ever seen grace this message board. Ever.



Silver	Sep 20 2006, 09:47 PM Post #10
so put your hands down my pants, and I bet you'll feel nuts Posts: 1,950 Group: AWOL Member #44 Joined: June 16, 2005	Uh... burns shit
	<center></center> "And the moral of the story is, keep your fucking mouth shut." Help spread the word of 'Tronic! Put this in your sig!


hinarei	Sep 21 2006, 12:32 PM Post #11
Defender of MolMol Posts: 8,973 Group: General Member #1 Joined: September 5, 2004	Sasaki Makie Sep 20 2006, 03:39 PM This idea could only have come from someone as high strung as hina. High strung? Arrr, ye shuld be, matey, from the yardarm! an' we'll keelhaul ye fer good measure! Yarrr! right, I guess I can stop this now
	Su waits til Tama has children before she eats her "I'm not evil, I'm just hungry!" Kaolla Suu, ah wish ye were whisky, ah would drink ye dry! Thanks Ariel!!


rasberrycoke	Sep 21 2006, 02:25 PM Post #12
Posts: 233 Group: AWOL Member #78 Joined: January 1, 2006	Yar me mateys irr talk like pirate yeterday



Sasaki Makie	Sep 21 2006, 03:23 PM Post #13
Thousand Master Sage Posts: 2,019 Group: AWOL Member #88 Joined: June 14, 2006	Yeah, I noted that IF's main forums had the whole talk like a pirate craze about it too...wtf is up with this pirate thing. Whatever, I won't ask anymore...
	PresidentMoron.com beastiality = is sex between a human & republican. Gardevoire is my bishie.


Silver	Sep 22 2006, 03:53 AM Post #14
so put your hands down my pants, and I bet you'll feel nuts Posts: 1,950 Group: AWOL Member #44 Joined: June 16, 2005	Sasaki Makie Sep 21 2006, 03:23 PM wtf is up with this pirate thing. Good question.
	<center></center> "And the moral of the story is, keep your fucking mouth shut." Help spread the word of 'Tronic! Put this in your sig!


hinarei	Sep 22 2006, 10:37 PM Post #15
Defender of MolMol Posts: 8,973 Group: General Member #1 Joined: September 5, 2004	like I said... 'twas "Talk Like a Pirate" day on Tuesday... I missed it on here, so did my pirate-talking on Wednesday does no-one read the threads I make?
	Su waits til Tama has children before she eats her "I'm not evil, I'm just hungry!" Kaolla Suu, ah wish ye were whisky, ah would drink ye dry! Thanks Ariel!!


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