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| Topic Started: Mar 8 2012, 09:28 PM (1,914 Views) | |
| Kou | Mar 14 2012, 03:55 AM Post #16 |
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The Day the Music Died DAY 110 Posted Image Sports are full of magical tales, this one is about Eric Snow being completely useless yet the Raptors continuing to firmly implant themselves into the playoffs in their maiden year. With a stunning stat like in nine games of 31.6 MPG, 7.3 PPG (being outscored by super 6er Zan Tabak), 3.0RPG, 3.9APG and 1.2 SPG Snowsanity has guided the Raptors to a 6-3 record in the games he has started. But then. INSERT HORRIFYING PICTURE OF TRACY MURRAY BRUSING HIS HIP IN A GAME HERE Murray goes down was the shot heard around southern Ontario as STAR Raptor Tracy Murray hit his hip hard and will miss a week. Of the remaining 7 games the Raptors play, 6 of them fall within that week. WILL THE FUCKING RAPTORS MAKE THE PLAYOFFS?
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| Kou | Mar 14 2012, 04:04 AM Post #17 |
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| Kou | Mar 14 2012, 04:12 AM Post #18 |
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DAY 116 Oliver Miller of the Raptors is injured for 8 days due to a Groin Pull. Jesus hates the Raptors. Zan Tabak is made GTG #1 Edited by Kou, Mar 14 2012, 04:15 AM.
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| Kou | Mar 14 2012, 05:43 PM Post #19 |
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DAY 119 Nets 103, RAPTORS 101 Posted Image The final game? Pacers @ RAPTORS Can a line up of Acie Earl/Zan Tabak/Tracy Murray/Alvin Robertson and ERIC FUCKIN SNOW make the playoffs? CAN THEY? |
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| Kou | Mar 14 2012, 10:42 PM Post #20 |
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| Kou | Mar 14 2012, 10:56 PM Post #21 |
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MVP OF THE LEAGUE - DAVID MRS. ROBINSON ROOK ROOK - Arvydas Sabonis, BLAZEEEE Defensive Hood Goty - Shawn Bradley, Bucks Sixth Moogle - Brian Willams - Clips Mighty Mouse makes the all rookie second team at PG. Tyrus Edney of the Kings was better than him. |
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| Kou | Mar 14 2012, 11:08 PM Post #22 |
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Posted Image THE MAGIC ARE YOUR 1995 CHAMPS with Shaq daddy blasting through the cinderella Kings. Mitch Richmond guided the Kings to the finals but they could not seal the fairy tale as SHAQTASTIC reigns supreme. END OF SESONSOAN OLD MEN LEAVING Alvin "useless" Robertson of the Raptors has retired TRACY MURRAYSON wants 82m over 6 years. The Raptors decline in an attempt to get a lesser contract through via FA or just lose him who fuckin cares. OLIVER MILLER tests FA (lol) da draft lottery. RAPTORS are #9 in the Lottery. Posted Image Coming up next "I draft someone shitty" Edited by Kou, Mar 14 2012, 11:08 PM.
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| Kou | Mar 14 2012, 11:21 PM Post #23 |
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PG Allen Iverson is your #1 pick, going to the Grizzlies. PG Kerry Kittles follows him, going to the 76ers PF Shareef Abdur-Rahim to the Nets TWolves draft PF Wyatt Mourning Pistons go with SG Ray Allen a run on PGs sees Tony Delk, Stephon Marbury and Patrick Mottola go to the Warriors, Cavs and Clips respectively. Tha Raptors are on the clock. |
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| Kou | Mar 14 2012, 11:25 PM Post #24 |
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With the 10th pick of the 1995 NBA Draft, The Toronto Raptors select CANADAS OWN STEVE NASH. Posted Image RATINGS - C B B C+ D+ B THE REST 10 Hornets - PF Marcus Camby 11 Heat - PG Charles Gill 12 BLAZE - C Priest Lauderdale 13 LAKESHOW- C Erick Dampier (lol Kobe is still on the board) 14 Hawks - PF Antoine Walker 15 Bucks - SF Jason Hinkle 16 Pacers - PF Dean Garrett 17 Sonics - C Skylar Lue (must trade for) 18 Kings - SG Matt Maloney 19 Knicks - PF Brady Daniels :banana: 20 Mavs - SF Kobe Bryant :banana: 21 Wizards - SF Damian El-Amin 22 Rockets - C Parker Abbott 23 Jazz - SG Erick Strickland 24 Celtics - SG Chris Robinson 25 Spurs - C Jamie Feick 26 Nuggsgs - SF Lloyd Feick 27 Suns PG Derek Fisher 28 Bulls - PG Marcus Brown 29 Magic - C Travis Knight (lol we have Shaq get another C yo) ROUND 2 NOTABLES 4 TWolves - PF Jermaine O'Neal 17 Sonics - PF Malik Rose 20 Mavs - C Vitaly Potapenko RAPTORS SECOND ROUND PICK IS Posted Image Ben fuckin Wallace RATINGS - C+ F+ F+ B C+ D Edited by Kou, Mar 14 2012, 11:35 PM.
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| Kou | Mar 14 2012, 11:42 PM Post #25 |
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FA Day One aka "IS THIS REAL LIFE?" aka The signings the Raptors missed out on Terrell Brandon resigns with the Cavs, 7 years 105m Latrell Sprewell resigns with Warriors, 7 years 105m Alonzo Mourning signs with the Magic, 6 years 82m Tracy Murray (lol) signs with the 76ers, 6 years 82m SHAQ signs with the LAKESHOW for 6 years 82m (Snubbed the Raps) David Robinson resigns with the Spurs, 6 years 145m Mitch Redmond gets PAID and goes to the Cavs for 5 years 77m |
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| Kou | Mar 15 2012, 12:03 AM Post #26 |
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Day 2 AKA New Raptor Day Posted Image C -VLADE DIVAC aka fuck Oliver Miller 22m for 4 years RATINGS - B C- C A B C Posted Image SF - DENNIS "kWo for life" RODMAN 2 year min RATINGS - C+ D+ C C A C Posted Image PG - POOH RICHARDSON 22.5m for 3 years RATINGS - C B+ A- B+ D+ C Other signings OLIVER MILLER GETS PAID?!?! 12.7m for 3 years to the Cavs |
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| Kou | Mar 15 2012, 01:43 AM Post #27 |
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Day 5? I don't know. Whatever man. THE FINAL PIECE OF THE PUZZLE. Posted Image PG - STEVEN KERR 15m for 3 years Ratings - C A C+ B- D B YOUR 1996/97 TORONTO RAPTORS TRAINING CAMP C - Vlade Divac - No Change C - Zan Tabak - REGRESSION B- IN to C+ C- HN to D+ PF - Acie Earl - IMPROVEMENT B- IN to B D HN to D+!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PF - Carlos Rogers LIKE I GIVE A FUCK PF- Dan O'Sullivan - NENAD TC C+ IN to B- F+ HN to D- B- DF to B PF - Dwayne Whitfield - CUT I FORGOT TO CUT HIM PF - Ben Wallace - BUST B DF to B- C POT to D r i p ben wallace SF - Dennis Rodman - GREAT HAIR SG - Jimmy "Who Cares" PG - Damon Stoudamire - WHAT A- OUT to B+ C- REB to D+ C POT to B??!? PG - Pooh Richardson - JUST GOT PAID, TIME TO RIP B+ OUT to B B+ DF to B PG - STEVEN KERR - who cares about your C INSIDE TO C- PG - Steve Nash - MVP. MVP. MVP. B OUT to B+ B HN to A-!!!! B POT to A PG - ERIC "LINSANITY" SNOW - STILL GOT IT D+ OUT to C- B+ DF to A- YOURRRRRR 1996/1997 TORONTO RAPETORS BUT WAIT A TRADE. RAPTORS WITH A STRAIGHT SWAP POOH RICHARDSON IS SENT TO THE ROCKETS FORRRR Posted Image SF - CLYDE THE FUKIN GLIDE DREXLER 7m 1 year deal (dumps Pooh's contract since he's shit) RATINGS - B- B C+ A- C D Averaged 19.3 PPG with the Rockets last year. SO. YOUR RAPTORS! Posted Image WE MAKIN THE PLAYOFFS BITCH |
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Mar 15 2012, 01:46 AM Post #28 |
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Pooh Richardson for Clyde Drexler <_< |
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| Kou | Mar 15 2012, 02:01 AM Post #29 |
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Clyde is 34 (I don't get it either) |
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| Kou | Mar 15 2012, 02:36 AM Post #30 |
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BREAKING NEWS: Teams are dumb so we signed Larry Johnson (A- B C+ C+ C+) and Jayson Williams (B D+ D+ B A-) on FA. Larry Johnson will be our C/PF backup. Jayson will be starting at PF, Acie Earl will probably be moved. |
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