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| Topic Started: Feb 28 2007, 03:39 PM (96 Views) | |
| Post #1 Feb 28 2007, 03:39 PM | Game Freak |
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Fayth Edit: Sorry dude, t'was in the wrong place, I moved it ^^ Here's something to get you started. MR. GAME AND WATCH GOES TO THE MUSEUM OF FINE ARTS!! (warning, spoilerz about Supar Smash Brothers Melee ahead!!!) One day Mr. Game and Watch got up out of bed and decided "BEEP BEEP RING BOING RING RING BEEP." (That is Game and Watchian for "I think I shall go to the Museum of Fine Arts today.") He went and arrived at the entrance of the Museum of Fine Arts. "BEEP BEEP." he said. (That is Game and Watchian for "Gee Golly! Look at how incredibly tall and wondrous this museum is! I shall now venture inside and see what it has to offer!") He went to the entrance and realized he had to pay for admission. "BEEEEEEP?" (How much?) "Fourty-two dollars, sir." "BEEPITY BEEP BEEP?! F&*$ YOU!" (Fourty two dollars?! I am not pleased in the slightest!) He ended up paying anyway, and went inside. He wandered the halls for a bit, then stopped in front of one particular painting. He stared at it for a moment. It was an abstract painting, and Mr. Game and Watch couldn't comprehend it. It confused him greatly. He began to feel dizzy. The painting seemed to laugh at him. "HAHA, YOU CAN'T COMPREHEND ME!" it teased. Mr. Game and Watch became enraged, and performed his Smash forward A attack on the painting, setting it on fire. The museum security escorted him outside and fined him $10,000,000 American for destroying the Mona Lisa. Mr. Game and Watch got a job to pay for it by flipping sausages at various people out on the street for a dollar. THE END!!! |
 
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| Post #2 Mar 1 2007, 03:42 PM | Game Freak |
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A Strange And Exciting Adventure!The Gang run into Team Rocket, and wacky mayhem ensues!!! CHAPTER 1: Team Rocket's Revenge!! The sun shone brightly over the magical landscape of PokemonLand. Three figures could walked into sight. "Where are we?" asked Ash. "I don't know," said Brock. "It looks strange, somehow" said Misty. "It's like an evil being has swept through the land, devouring the inner beauty of all in its path," said Topegi. "Pikachu" said Pikachu. "Let's explore" said Ash, as he ran towards the nearby hill. "Race you, Pikachu!" As Pikachu, Brock and Topegi ran off after him, Misty stayed where she was and looked admirably at Ash. For the past year she'd withheld her feelings for her travelling companion, but little did she know that he'd been withholding similar feelings for her. Suddenly, there was a bang. "Pikachuuuuuuuuuu!" The rest of the group came running back, away from the hill, which started to rise. Hidden booster packs revealed themselves under the floating hill, and three evil laughs could be heard through the deafening roar of the rockets. "Oh no!" said Ash. "It's a secret base!" "It must have been used to hide stolen Poke-mon!" said Brock. "Pika?" said Pikachu. "There's only one team evil enough to do such a thing, and they are..." Three sinister figures appeared on top of the hill. "Yes, it is us! Team Rocket!" "We are here to steal your creatures!" "With all the interesting features" "We are sinister and evil" "And stronger then ten weevils!" "We are masters of disguise!" "And altogether wise!" "Jessie!" "Jonathon!" "Meowth!" "Now hand over the Poke-mon, you bunch of goody-two-shoes!" A hidden passage in the hill base opened up and released lots of flying objects. "Oh no!" cried Brock. "They've got us surrounded with their evil Poke-catcher Robots!" "Well Pikachu," said Ash, "it looks like this is the end." "Ash," said Misty. "Before they kill us, there's something I have to tell yo--" Suddenly, there was a flash of light, and all the Robots were in sparks on the ground. "Oh no!" cried Meowth. "Our plan has failed!" "Onto plan B!" shouted Jonathon. "What's that?" asked Jessie. "RUN!" He pressed a button on the hill's control panel, and a burst of fire propelled the jets up. "Ack! Wrong button!" The flying base did several loops in the air before propelling its passengers away into the sky. "Team Rocket's blasting off again!" they all shouted, and disappeared with a wink. "Well we're safe now," said Ash. "But who saved us?" "I did," said a voice. "But you are not safe yet?" A deformed, white blob appeared in the sky. "I am MewThree, and I get my energy from taking the life of other living things. "And now, I must destroy you." "Quick Pikachu" yelled Ash. "Do your thunder attack!" A bolt of lightning shot at MewThree. "AAAAAH!" yelled MewThree. "You have discovered my Achilles Heel!" He ran off. "Well, we're out of danger. for now," said Ash. "All's well that ends well," said Topegi. "Pikachu" said Pikachu. And they walked off into the sunset, and rode a giant pickle to the moon. CHAPTER 2: Pikachu in Space!!! Meanwhile, Team Rocket had been flung in the air so high that they were now floating in Outer Space. "We need to come up with a new plan," said Jessie. "But first we need to get back down to PokemonLand" said Jonathon. "Did I mention I was afraid of heights?" said Meowth. "Hey! Look!" said Jonathon. "Is that... a giant pickle?" On the giant pickle, Misty, Brock, Ash, Topegi and Pikachu were riding to the moon even though they couldn't normally breathe in Outer Space but PokemonLand had a magic field of breathable air that stretched up to the Moon. "I've always wanted to go to the Moon!" said Ash. "Yes. We can explore the final frontier on an epic journey," said Topegi psycically. "Pikachu!" said Pikachu. Misty sighed. For too long she had been putting off telling Ash of her true feelings for him. She had always thought the Moon looked romantic. Maybe when they got there it would be a good place to tell him. And so they landed on the Moon, but little did they know that Team Rocket had followed them by summoning more Poke-Catcher Robots from their secret base to fly them there before the giant pickle arrived. What they also didn't know was that the Moon had its own special new Poke-Mon that lived under the Moon's surface. "Well here we are" said Brock. But as soon as he stepped off the giant pickle he triped over and fell through a crack in the Moon's surface. "Oh no!" cried Ash. "We've got to save him!" And so they flew down after him on the giant pickle but found Brock sitting unharmed in an underground cavern. "Brock! You're all right!" said Misty. "Yes. Before I hit the ground I felt an invisible force grab hold of me and lowered me down safely." "But...how...?" Suddenly, a tall white figure with glowing eyes and tentacles stepped into view. "I did. I am MewFour. I would not have revealed myself, had these new friends of mine not told me that you planned to steal the Moon's Poke-mon." "Friends?" asked Ash. Team Rocket stepped into the open behind MewFour. "Yes," said Meowth. "And now, our friend will have to destroy you so you won't steal the Poke-mon!" Behind MewFour, Jessie and Jonathon tried to contain their chuckling. MewFour began to charge up his eye's energy-laser-beams... TO BE CONTINUED... |
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| Post #3 Mar 1 2007, 03:44 PM | Game Freak |
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Super Mario, Luigi and Bill Gates SUNSHINE. Once apun a time Super Mario went thru a red door and fell down int o a land with turneps. He was in a lot of danger because he jumped on teh enemies and it did nothing, so he picked up teh enemies and therw them. After he threw the enemies, he met Birdo (who is really named ostro) and saew he was a boy but he dressed liek a girl. So Mario got confuse d because Mario can't hit girls beacause he's a weekling and is scared of girls. So mario picked up eggs that Birdo (called Ostro) was spitting at him adn trew them back. Then the sky wen't dark adn a big shaddow appeared and squashed Birdo (called Ostro) but not Mario becuose mario is quick on his feets and said "I AM WART! IT WAS AN INAPPROPRIATE NAME FOR ME BECAUSE I AHVE NO WARTS!!! SO CALL ME WARTLESS!" Mario was the strong, siletn type, so he didn't call him anything, instead he picked up a turnip. Wart said "DO NOT THROW TURNIPS IN MY MOUTH BECAUSE TEHY MAKE ME FEEL SICK AND CAUSE ME TO BLOW SMOEK." So maio threw a turnip which fell into Warts head part (the one with teh hole) and wart ate it and blew smoke. Then eh turned up all grey and said "OOOH, I FEEL SICK, HOW DARE YOU! AND I AM ALSO BLOWING SMOKE!" And he dies. Then Mario worke up and found it was all a dream. So he wen t to work where he works on as constructon siet with his brother Luigi (hoo sucks) and together they had too break down all the bricks and the ladders that they saw while watching out for eggplant men. Mean while, Bill Gates was walking doen the street and spotted a supre mushroom. he ate it and said "Now I am souper gats, and no one can stop me! I will throw Xboxs from the top of the town and squash the peoples!" And because no-one could stop him, (marios and luigi were too busy being stupid and playing crappy pattycake games) everyone became Xbox zombies and submitted to the mastery that is BILL GATES. BILL GATES R0XX0RS. |
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| Post #4 Mar 1 2007, 03:48 PM | Game Freak |
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STARFOX: THE SEARCH FOR ANAKIN MCCLOUD!!! Fox: Why don't you come down here, Falco? Falco: Back off, Fox. Fox: Huh? What? What's he saying? Falco: Don't get too close, Fox! Fox: Falco! Where're ya going? Falco: I ain't your buddy, go away! Fox: I'll go it alone from here. Falco: Good riddance! I almost got burned! *Fox leaves* Fox: Give me Slippy's location, ROB. ROB: Slippy's ship is in the docking bay. Fox: I can't leave Slippy hanging! *Fox goes to the docking bay* Slippy: Fox!!! Fox: Slippy! Slippy: Fox!!!! Fox: Slippy! Slippy: Fox!!! Guy in Area 6: These guys are crazy! *Fox and Slippy duck into his ship!* Fox: We'll gladly take this one! Slippy: I've got you now! *unf unf* *General Pepper comes on the monitor* Pepper: That area's an oven. Don't go burning that Arwing! Be reasonable, Fox! Fox: Oh no, sir. We prefer doing things our own way. Slippy: It's too hot! I can't take it anymore! Fox: Geez, can anyone take care of it? ROB: This is ROB64. Keep up the good work. Slippy: Hold A to charge your laser! Fox: Here it comes! Slippy: Way to go, Fox! Falco: Is that the best you can do? Slippy: Sheesh, Falco. You too? *Fox and Slippy part* Slippy: Fox!!!! Fox: Slippy! *Fox meets with Peppy in the snack room* Peppy: I got tagged. My ears are still ringing! Fox: Uh oh, have we been spotted? Boss Thing: Ah, someone wants to play. Fox: Bill? Is that you? Bill: Err, no.... Boss: They're not taking me seriously. Peppy: Be careful, it's a trap! Train guy: STEP ON THE GAS General Pepper: What are you doing? It's too dangerous there! Falco: No!!! Fox: All range mode! Boss: Cocky little freaks! Dang! Detach the rear vehicle! No! Hit the brakes! Where is the creator? If I go down i'm taking you with me! Daddy screamed real good before he died! *explodes* Andrew: Uncle Andross! Peppy: Use the boost to get through! *The Great Fox crashes into a mountainside and everyone dies* THE END |
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| Post #5 Mar 1 2007, 03:50 PM | Game Freak |
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Resident Eval *************WARNINNG THIS MAY CONTAAN SPOILERS FOR THOSE OF YOUS THAT HAVENT PLAYED RESDANT EVAL BECAUSE TO MAKE IT REALISTIC I HAD TO INCULDE SOME REAL PLOT BITS****************************** Chris knew the manshun was haunted but not haunted by GHOSTSS it was haunted by BRAIUN EATING ZOMBIES! WHO ATE BRAINS! So he made shore he grabded his shotgun before he went in. Jill his girlfriend came too but all she had was a bad haircut. they were walking to the manshun but then SOME ZOMBIE DOGS CAME OUT FROM NOWWHERE AND STARTED TO GROWL AT THEM ANGRILILY! "Oh no Jill its a ZOMBIE DOG! LETS RUN!!!!!11!!!"said chris, who ran to the manshun doors "Im coming!" sid Jill but then she tripped -BANG!- BANG-!!!1 "lets get going" said wesker who had shot a zombie dog that wanted to eat Jills face. They all got to the manshun and walked inside, where the ZOMBEE DOGS culdnt get them. "Oh no look out!" said Chris to Jill who had a BRAIN EATING ZOMBIE BEHIND HER!!!!!!!!!!! But it's too late, Jill's brain had already been EATIN!!!!!!!! BY A ZOMIBE!!!!!!!!!! WHO EATS BRAINS!!!!!!!!!! "OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!" thought Chris! But it was ok because Jill used her ELEKTRICAL GUN THING TO STING THE ZOMBIE INTO LETTING GO OF HER BRAIN!!!!!!!!! "Chris!!!" said Jill "Jill!!!!!!!!!!" said Chris They wnet into the next room but there was A GIANT PLANT THAT SPAT ACID THAT BURNED ADN WAS POISONOUS WAS THERE!! "Dont woprry Jill I'll get it with my FLAMETHROWEER!" said Barry who got the plant with his flamethrower! "Thanks barry!!!!" saiud Rebbeecca, who helped Chris with his wounds but THEN SHE GOT ATTACKTED BY A GREEN LIZARD MAN WHILE HE WAS DOWNSTAIRS! "Dont worry Rebeccaa Im coming and I will save ytou!" said chris in an agry way, because he was angry at the Lizard man for HURTING HIS FREIND! CHris shot the Green lizard man in an angry way and saved Rebecca again, for the 104th time. "Now!" said Jill "Let's go look for Wesker because he is a commie bastatich!" But everyone looked at Jill and they all had a good laugh because it was FUNNY! Wesker an his fuynny haircut! Tee hEE! And they all got out of the manshun because chris used his rocket launching pack to fly them away from the tyranasaur on the heli-pad! THe END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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