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-offers non-Psyduck people whacky weapons- As of now, we have foam-covered bats, spiky cacti, and the delightfully old-fashioned mallet, all of which come in three colors: red, blue, and black. The mallet also comes in pink.

I'm Phoenix, the neighborhood - okay, fine, not neighborhood - weirdo. I enjoy talking to myself a lot. Wanna whacky weapon?
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