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Anyone know the song "Going Underground" by "The Jam"? No? Well how about the vastly superior "London Underground" by "Amateur Transplants"? Still no? Meh; maybe it's a British thing. Well I've long since thought a new parody, based on Sinnoh Underground is needed. So I've written this. If you don't know it, I suggest you find the beat by listening to one of the two above songs. WARNING: It gets a bit rude.

Sinnoh Underground

Some people might like to play in the contests
Or find the game corner to be the best
In Emerald, you might have gone Battle Frontier
Or played with your second gen PokéGear

After battling hard all day
And cheating with Action Replay
Now there’s no way I’d rather kick back
- Well maybe have another good old hack -
But otherwise there’s only one way

So in Eterna I’ll find the old git
And steal away his Explorer Kit!

Sinnoh Underground! (Sinnoh Underground!)
Fat ugly hikers all around
Sinnoh Underground! (Sinnoh Underground!)
Trade them useless orbs for more useless crap like broken fridges

All I wanted was a shiny Spiritomb
But too much hacking made my Pearl go boom
Now in Diamond I’m going legit
So all I need is 32 twits

Who you know means what you get
I had to get prats to help me through threats
Odd Keystone’s in place, we’re ready to go
I’ll reach my goal, even if it’s slow
But I haven’t saved, and it’s used Memento!

To hell with playing by the rules!
I’ll trade a clone from my mate at school!

Sinnoh Underground! (Sinnoh Underground!)
Now go and use your Ominous Wind!
Sinnoh Underground! (Sinnoh Underground!)
What the hell, this thing thinks it’s Magikarp, and should use Splash attack!

Stealing flags and setting traps
Thinking ‘bout it this is a load of crap
When I could be out mugging OAPs
Instead of playing a Mario wannabe

Sinnoh Underground! (Sinnoh Underground!)
Why would I want a toy vending machine?
Sinnoh Underground! (Sinnoh Underground!)

Screw my secret base, I’ll spend my time in a drugs den!

Watcha reckon?
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