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| Dimension Warrior's Vacation; You thought the Griswolds were weird! | |
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| Yankee Blaze | Oct 17 2007, 08:36 PM Post #31 |
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Well, you have a point there! I haven't had a chance to type my stories since Columbus Day, however I already written these chapters while I was busy: It's Morphin' Time Chapter 12- An Intelligent Nightmare Chapter 13- The Poiosned Apple Goranger: The Reawakening- Chapter 13 and Poke Rangers Overtech Overdrive Chapter 10 I am in the process of writing Chapter 11, where there is a huge crossover between Poke Rangers and the Incredibles (RubyVulpix's storyline idea) and then Psyduck, I may need your help on some parts. I have a three parter that someone won that I'm writing called, "Brothers In Arms." If you looked at the review of Danny's profile in MMPR (Chapter 1), or earlier he said he had other brothers. Well, his brothers come back and Baronaw transforms them into his own rangers to throw them off. How do I start? Do not know! Anyway, I am going to look at another topic, and finish my Chemistry Homework Worksheet called, "Holy Moley", Math on Functions, and Huck Finn in wretched, weird American Literature. |
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| Yankee Blaze | Oct 17 2007, 08:39 PM Post #32 |
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Oh, and excuse the double posting (i need to stop saying this!) But, um... the next possible updates will be November 6th and November 12th because I'm off on those days right now and probably Thanksgiving if I gain access to a computer at the time. |
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| Yankee Blaze | Dec 19 2007, 02:06 PM Post #33 |
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I finally have another chappie! Chapter 3- Ripped off at the Gas Station It has been more than three hours as the Dimension Warriors were on the road to Florida. They already crossed the Delaware Border and the Maryland Border. Even though they were nearing the nation's captial, Frank heard the car go ding. He turned to notice on his dashboard that there was a golden gas tank icon, and then looked to see that he was on a quarter of a tank. "I may need an oil change when I get back," said Frank. "What's up?" He turned around to notice Jack yawning in the back. "I need to go get gas," said Frank, "But, I missed the Chesapeake House a while back. And going off these exits and coming back on will be a challenge." Jack nodded, "Why?" "Because I have learned that some exits have no entrance ramp in Maryland." He then noticed a blue sign that said, "Maryland House: Next Right". "I might as well go here," said Frank. Getting off the exit, the others began to get up. Nick was on Aly's neck, while Aly was pressed against Sentro. Sentro however was glued to the window. Jack kept watching the DVDs that were in Frank's DVD Player and decided to take out one of them and put in Star Wars, leaving Brooke to sleep and Anthony putting in Poké Rangers Orre in his DVD Player. "Uh, I need to turn off the car," said Frank. "Why?" asked Jack. "I need to get gas," said Frank, taking out the ignition key. Jack nodded as Frank walked out of the Envoy. He began to pump gas in his car. It was a couple of minutes before the tank was full. "Wow, $50.00! Gas prices are really high!" said Frank. He paid the people that take money. However, when he got into the car, he noticed something. All the money was in silver dollars. "HE RIPPED ME OFF!" yelled Frank. "WHAT?" asked the others. Frank got out of the car, and went to the teller. "Excuse me, you ripped me off," said Frank. "No hablo ingles," said the teller. Frank grabbed the collar of his shirt, "ESCUCHA, YO QUIERO MI DINERO!" "No," said the teller. Frank groaned and walked to the car, "Can you even count?" |
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| Yankee Blaze | Jan 9 2008, 02:01 PM Post #34 |
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Chapter 4: Traffic in Washington It's been almost an hour after the rip-off at the gas station where Frank nearly had a huge blow out with the worker, all six rangers were watching the road drinking Starbucks coffee. They passed Baltimore and got stuck for an hour for one reason only: some idiot jumped and killed himself at the Fort McHenry tunnel. "Who would want to commit suicide?" asked Jack. "An idiot who believes they have nothing to live for," said Sentro, sighing, "Sa...." In the meantime, Aly and Nick saw the damage and began to watch a movie called, "The Matrix." "Oh, Jesus, Mary and Joseph," said Aly, "Frank, can you scream at the others?" "No, I would rather not," said Frank, "Sorry." Aly climbed over Jack and Anthony and opened the sunroof and looked at the tunnel. "COME ON! DRIVE DAMN IT!" she yelled. "Hey, why don't you go back in the hole you came out of," said the driver behind her. Aly turned around and gave him the finger and went inside the car. "Idiots," said Aly. It has been an hour and the traffic was finally clogged up. Somehow, speeding in Maryland by at least fifteen miles per hour, and making very good time. They decided to slow down. Frank gasped as he saw that he was in such a HUGE traffic jam, that all the cars were bumper to bumper. "Oh no," said Frank. "What?" asked Brooke, "Oh, Rush Hour!" "Rush Hour? I guess we hit Washington," said Nick. "Ya think?" asked Frank sarcastically. It has been a weird day for them as they kept moving on slowly. First to the sports arena. It went down to single digit miles to the next line and the sun was already setting. "Wow," said Sentro, "So, is that the White House?" The Dimension Warriors turned to the left where they saw a huge ocean and the white house and the Washington Monument. "Yeah," said Frank, getting on the Drawbridge. "You are now about to leave the Maryland State Border," said Lola. "No duh," said Frank. Suddenly, everybody looked at the car that was in the ocean and a man who was drunk. "This is why you don't drink and drive, folks," said Frank. Normal speed occurred as they continued on into the Virginia line... Next Chapter: Speed is Enforced by Aircraft |
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| Deleted User | Jan 9 2008, 03:39 PM Post #35 |
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OOC much? It seems something like what I'd like to do but would never do. Just saying. |
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| Psyduck Ranger | Jan 9 2008, 06:20 PM Post #36 |
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My Dad for a start. There's no way in hell I'd ever say anything like that. Yeah, I'll say OOC... |
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| Yankee Blaze | Jan 11 2008, 02:01 PM Post #37 |
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I finally finished it. Yeah, it is a little bit OOC, but come on! |
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| Psyduck Ranger | Jan 11 2008, 07:59 PM Post #38 |
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Yankee, did you even read my post...? |
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| Yankee Blaze | Jan 11 2008, 08:49 PM Post #39 |
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I did now. I was too busy trying to type things out. That wasn't funny. Next chapter, People can get away in the South for many a reason. But, in the state of Virginia, there's a black sign that always said: SPEED IS ENFORCED BY AIRCRAFT I guess you know what that means for the six of us on this mentally unstable insane road trip. |
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| Yankee Blaze | Feb 4 2008, 02:04 PM Post #40 |
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Chapter 5: Long Road Out of Virginia! Driving for the last hour in Fredricksburg, VA, Frank and Brooke were looking at Lola's system. Lola however was not paying attention to the map, instead it was paying attention to how fast Frank was driving. "You are driving 70 mph!" said the GPS. "No duh," said Frank. "Speed is enforced by aircraft," said Lola. "Really?" asked Brooke. Jack turned off his Dimension Warrior Morpher DS and turned to the black sign, "Yankee, please tell me you are going faster than the normal!" "Look, the Speed Limit is 65! I am going 70! What can happen?" Sentro woke up and turned around to hear the sound of sirens blaring behind the car. Aly and Anthony were aghast at this while Nick was oblivious and sleeping. Brooke elbowed Yankee and then the GPS said: "I told you so." Frank rolled his eyes and pulled over. A few minutes passed by as a police officer walked toward the car. Frank saw this and saw the police officer. He was huge and bulky, like he was in the mid 40s, he had a huge cowboy hat and was smoking a cigar. He walked to the car and punched the driver's door. "Well, if it isn't another one of those speeders!" he said. Actually, not a police officer! A state trooper! "Yes officer?" asked Frank. "Let me see your license and registration! And make it fast blackie!" he said. Frank, angry enough as it is flashed the license and registration. Apparently, in the south, they treat Frank differently. "Well, this is good! I am going to have to give you a fair warning, you speed in Virginia again, I am going to kill you and everyone else that is in the car. Now get lost, you pompus-," but Frank cut him off. "Thanks, have a great day," said Frank and he sped off. Jack and Anthony looked at each other. Sentro turned to Frank from the back, "Do they always do this to people like you?" "Welcome to the South," said Frank. Two hours later... After immense traffic in Richmond, the Dimension Warriors were glad to see a huge green sign with a black, red and white flag on it. "Welcome to North Carolina!" said Brooke. "WHOO-HOO!" said the other authors and Nick. There was also a white sign that said, "Speed Limit 70". "All right, but let's stop at the Welcome Center first!" TBC... |
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| Psyduck Ranger | Feb 5 2008, 07:25 PM Post #41 |
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Huh...never realised that Frank, and presumably by extension, you, was/were/is/whatever black. Makes you think possibly... And if the "authority" is so bad as to attempt property damage and give a death threat, then there needs to be a flaming uprising, that's ridiculous! I mean, I knew there was still, disgustingly, racism amoungst authority, especially so in America, and of course more so in the south, but Jesus...should have put a joke in about how President Obama would react to that...well, that's me assuming that even if he were to become President for two successive terms that this is set soon enough for him to still be President...when is this set, I don't think it was ever said... |
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| Yankee Blaze | Feb 6 2008, 01:34 PM Post #42 |
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.. good point!!!!! =) |
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| Deleted User | Feb 14 2008, 05:54 PM Post #43 |
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Let's just say I know people that used to live in the great NC. And I'm sad that I didn't have another stupid outburst! Note, if it ends up with the Dimension Warriors going somewhere with a lot of snow, maybe Aly could reminisce about being on a 45 degree angle in a ditch on the way to a college with her mother. |
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| Yankee Blaze | May 13 2008, 12:57 PM Post #44 |
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Chapter 6: Pedro Says Come This refers to South of the Border down where NC borders SC. The address is in North Carolina, but since it's on I-95 Exit 1 on North Carolina (checked it out on mapquest) and the welcome signs are in between (because I have been there before) proves that South of the Border, is IN BETWEEN! You'll like it... Location: Somewhere on I-95 South heading down in North Carolina. Mile Marker: 82 Okay, so the sun was about to set for the day as Jack, Brooke, Anthony, Sentro, Aly, and Nick were all sleeping in the car. Activating Lola, the car navigator, the woman said nothing as Frank was driving toward the border. However, he kept seeing signs saying, "Come to the South of the Border! Pedro Says Come!" He had country music playing, which was the worst music he could possibly listen to. His eyes were getting dreary, thank god Brooke had her license, but he didn't want her to drive until he was ultimately down to his last leg. Anthony yawned as he woke up from his dreary state and looked at Frank. "Hey, sleepyhead. What's up?" asked Frank. "Where are we?" asked Anthony, "And what is with the signs? Pedro Says Come- 80 miles?" "Well, two years ago, I was heading down to Florida and there's this rowdy place in between North Carolina and South Carolina known as South of the Border," said Frank. Anthony looked at him incredulously, "No." "Yes. And trust me," said Frank, "It's been weird." Aly woke up instantly, "Weird? What do you mean by weird?" "Like buying sparklers there, Aly," said Frank and then he looked up in the mirror, "Well, I guess you're up to, so I might as well say this. I was going to stop at South of the Border and buy sparklers and fireworks." "Fireworks?" asked Aly, "Count me in!" 0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o Mile Marker: 2 "Oh my god," said Aly, "It's all the all the way down here?" "That's why it is called South of the Border," said Anthony. Jack woke up to see a huge sombrero on the other side of I-95 heading north. "What the hell is that?" asked Jack. "Sur de la Frontera," said Frank. "In English please?" asked Jack. "South of the Border," said Aly. "Oh," said Jack. Getting off the exit, Jack could see that the road to go down was shaky, especially Frank who was extremely tired shifting to the stop sign and almost smacking the sign over. Brooke woke up to see the damage as Frank headed under the underpass and into the gift shop. Frank parked the car and got out with Aly climbing over Nick to get out of the car. Five minutes later, Sentro woke up to see Aly standing in the sunroof with fireworks. Frank was about to enter the driver's seat when Brooke was there. Frank went in the passenger side and climbed in the back seat putting his seat belt on. "I drive now," said Brooke, "You drove for 10-11 hours straight. I think it's best I drive now. Where are we staying for the night?" "I made reservations for Hardeeville, South Carolina," said Frank. "Okay," said Brooke, ready to backout. As she got on the I-95 ramp to go into South Carolina, Jack took a look at the scenery and turned to Frank. "The land looks way different than up north," said Jack. Suddenly, Aly stroke a match and the fireworks shot up into the Pedro Billboard and it began to go on fire, more were shot up and blue and pink lights exploded into the sky. "Aly, unless you want the cop to pull us over, don't," said Frank. ------ |
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| Deleted User | Jun 2 2008, 04:33 PM Post #45 |
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Hmm...not a word from Nick in that entire chapter? Is he going to get kicked out of the car? Can we please kick him out of the car? |
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