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MMPR: Star Trek Season 1; Can the MMPR keep the ship together?
Topic Started: Aug 12 2007, 10:33 PM (333 Views)
Yankee Blaze
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Why did I choose Hoenn? Obviously :duhh:

Characters:

Captain Jack Farrell (yes the Red MMPR)
Personality: Very funny, smart, but sometimes is clueless


Commander Mika Alden
Position: First Officer
Personality: Naive, but strong. Sometimes likes to pray to the prophets from getting here without getting injured.


Lt. Commander Sean Fubrizzi
Position: Science
Personality: Besides ripping out main systems, he likes to scan for lifeforms and his stupid intelligence gets the crew off to a BAD start.


Lt. Commander Jenna Whitestone
Position: Helmsman
Personality: Besides the fact that she likes to go fast, she is disciplined and questions Jack's orders every single time.


Lieutenant Amii Chii
Position: Communications
Personality: She's rich and likes to suck up to the Captain. Enough said...


Lt. Commander Danny Dragonfly
Position: Tactical/Security
Personality: Sometimes he looses it and commits genocide on warships. But, otherwise, you upset him, he will vaporize you.


Lt. Commander Max Steel
Position: Chief Medical
Personality: Besides the fact that he's strict about his job, enough said.


Lt. Commander Derik Dragonfly
Position: Chief Engineer
Personality: Keeps ship in pristine order. Likes to make sure the engineers keep the ship in order too. Why was he here again?


Admiral Frank Mariendo- Yes, I command my fleet.

Okay, time to start...

Mika: Space... the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Hoenn. It's mission is to explore strange new worlds. To search for new life forms and convert new civilizations... to boldly go where no ranger has gone before... and prayed where no-

Jack cuts her off.

Jack: What the (beep) was that?

Mika: The intro.

Jack: FIRST OF ALL, IT'S MY LINE! GIMME THAT MICROPHONE!

Mika handed over the microphone as Jack said this:

Jack: Space... the dangerous frontier. These are the chronicles of the WARSHIP Hoenn. It's mission is to destroy strange new worlds. To conquer life forms and destroy hostile civilizations. To bodly fight where no ranger has fought before. SAY IT RIGHT

Chapter 1: The Cage, Scene 1

Jack: Captain's Log Stardate 1124.9. We are in open space on Warp .5 doing nothing. Sean has been dismantling his console to rebuild a new one. Please understand I'm only doing this because I'm bored.

Jenna: What are our orders? (turning to Danny)

Danny: Go to hell

Amii: Oh, Jackie poo! We have a subspace channel from Admiral Mariendo.

Jack: Okay, and don't call me Jackie poo or I will demote you to Ensign. Put it on screen

Amii: Aye, sir.

Amii pressed a couple of buttons to reveal Frank who wore a red uniform with a golden stripe on the neck of his shirt going down the line.

Jack: Admiral Mariendo, how are you?

Frank: Don't give me that. We have recieved a message from Talos IV.

Jack: Talos IV? But that's 40,000 lightyears away

Frank: Yeah, but IT'S URGENT AND YOU ARE THE ONLY SHIP CLOSE TO IT. ALL THE OTHER SHIPS ARE IN THE NEUTRAL ZONE.

Jack: (Groan... ) Okay.

Mika: What are our orders?

Jack: Derik, where is Talos IV?

Derik: Coordinates 108 Mark 3. At Warp 7, we should be there within three hours.

Sean: Oh goodie.

Suddenly, the lights turned brown and everybody began to have gas masks on them.

Jack: Turn off the Turbolaxative Alert, Amii

Amii: I can't. My alert system is down.

ALL ON BRIDGE: SEAN!

Sean: SHUT UP, IT'S NOT ME!

Amii: Then, how come we are wearing gas masks?

Sean: I don't know!

Suddenly, Derik walked with a burrito in his hand causing loud farts.

Jack: Throw the (bleep)in' burrito in the garbage, you know someone will activate Turbolax alert!

Derik: Oh... (eating)

Jack went toward Derik and threw the food in the disposal, seeing the food go into space. Danny laughed as he armed phasers. He destroyed the burrito as all the meat and taco sauce were 'vaporized'.

Derik: My lunch!

Derik sat at the Engineering station with regret.

Jack: Ha ha!
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