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| Before He Cheats; Maybe Jou should have thought twice... | |
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| Topic Started: Dec 1 2007, 02:16 AM (94 Views) | |
| Yankee Blaze | Dec 1 2007, 02:16 AM Post #1 |
Rayquaza's Warrior
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A/N: This is my first songfic, so I hope you enjoy! This was a Jou/Megumi, but now it's a Yuusuke/Megumi, you'll see... I don't own "Before He Cheats" by Carrie Underwood. The rain was pouring heavy outside on the streets of Tokyo. A woman who was in her 20s was seeing this. She couldn't believe it, a woman younger than Jou was kissing him in her own house. She saw how it led to the bedroom as Jou closed the door. Megumi, now angrier than ever wanted revenge now. He cheated on her and no one ever cheats on Megumi. 'Blue Dolphin!" She transformed and took out her Dolphin Bow and popped the tires of Jou's car. Then she blasted them with the LiveBlasters as she ran away, crying under her helmet back to the Tortoise. In the Tortoise, Jen'ichi, Tatsuya, and Yuusuke were all playing poker as she walked in angry as ever. Coron, wondering where Jou was asked Megumi. She didn't stir or respond. However, when it came to Yuusuke, she broke out into tears. "Hey, what's wrong?" asked Yuusuke. "Jou... Jou," said Megumi,, "Cheated on me!" Tatsuya and Jeni'chi both gasped in silence as Yuusuke held Megumi, as she sobbed. Stroking her hair, he understood how he felt and what would happen if he was in the same situation. "And he doesn't know," said Megumi, "I did something to his car." "What did you do?" asked Yuusuke. "I totaled it!" said Megumi. Right now he's probably slow dancing with a bleach blond tramp, and she's probably getting frisky... right now, he's probably buying her some fruity little drink cause she can't shoot whiskey... Right now, he's probably up behind her with a pool-stick, showing her how to shoot a combo... In the meantime, Jou walked out of the house realizing that the girl was crazy as she tagged along and saw the car. The arrows were blue tipped and they were popped with the car on fire. "My car," said Jou as he took out the arrow, "Shit, Megumi!" "Who that tramp?" asked the girl. And he don't know... That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive, carved my name into his leather seats... I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights, slashed a hole in all 4 tires... Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats. Jou got into the girl's car as they driven off to the bar. Megumi and Yuusuke already went there, trying to relax. As Yuusuke was driving, her head was on his shoulder as they continued driving to the bar as the second verse began to play. Right now, she's probably up singing some white-trash version of Shania karaoke.. Right now, she's probably saying "I'm drunk" and he's a thinking that he's gonna get lucky, Right now, he's probably dabbing on 3 dollars worth of that bathroom polo... And he don't know... Jou was walking into the bar with the girl as they went to dance, In the meantime, Yuusuke and Megumi walked in and gasped at the sight of Jou dancing with another girl. Megumi and Yuusuke went to the bar nonchalantly to get drinks as they danced to the songs played on the raidio. The chorus began to play their song. That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive, carved my name into his leather seats, I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights, slashed a hole in all 4 tires... Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats. Megumi and Yuusuke went over to Jou and the girl's table. Megumi took Jou's drink and splashed it on his face. "What was that for?" asked Jou, "Yuusuke? Why do you have your arm around her." Yuusuke stood silent as the girl laughed in response. Megumi as a result smacked her and smacked Jou and kneed him where the sun didn't shine. "That's for playing with my boyfriend and Jou that was for cheating on me!" said Megumi. Yuusuke nodded, "Oh, and this is froim me!" A huge fist smashed Joe's face as he landed on the ground. I might've saved a little trouble for the next girl, Cause the next time that he cheats... Oh, you know it won't be on me! No...not on me As Jou began to fight back and so did the girl, Yuusuke and Megumi fought them and then there was a barfight where they had to be sepearated. "What the hell did you do to my car?" asked Jou. Megumi laughed, "I blew it up! And I am not sorry!" No...not on me 'Cause I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive, carved my name into his leather seats... I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights, slashed a hole in all 4 tires... Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats. Oh.. Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats... Ohh... before he cheats... Megumi threw Jou's keys as he brought Yuusuke outside of the bar. Jou was now enraged because of the rancor that went on and he even saw them kiss, which drew the line. He saw them drive away and he turned around to his girl. Moral of this story: If you date someone or go steady with someone, you have to make a full commitment and not go from person to person. That's why you choose your dates wisely! 
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| Femore | Dec 1 2007, 05:29 AM Post #2 |
The Boss Baddie Who Never Fights
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I like it, Yankee, and there is another moral. If you do cheat, make sure it's not against Sentai hero, Power Ranger, or Poke Ranger. |
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| ClarinetWrathArineko | Dec 22 2007, 04:42 PM Post #3 |
Poké Ranger
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Agreed, Femore. Typically, the moral is "don't cheat on a girl in general, because us girls can have a temper that is dangerous". |
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| Psyduck Ranger | Dec 22 2007, 08:37 PM Post #4 |
Celebi's Guardian
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...Haven't read it so not entirely sure what's going on, but it sounds like a guy cheats on his girlfriend with some girl...I think Wrath had the closest to the moral, but rather than because of temper, because of honesty, honour, and just generally being nice and stuff! Plus you must care about them somewhat, or else you might as well dump them... |
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| Yankee Blaze | Dec 22 2007, 09:50 PM Post #5 |
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Rayquaza's Warrior
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Exactly. Trust me, I have seen the music video that was based on this fic, it's sick. The artist literally totaled his ex-boyfriend's truck. |
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