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Postbag from the Hedge
Topic Started: Jan 14 2010, 04:27 PM (309 Views)
Yakuppp	Jan 14 2010, 04:27 PM Post #1
Pro, Posts: 1,286 Group: Hawt Member Member #1,728 Joined: October 28, 2008 Runescape Username iRume Homeworld CoDBO	Quote: If you thought you were safe from cracker jokes after Christmas, then you were thoroughly mistaken! We received some real howlers from you over the past two months, and we can now show off the very best in this edition of the Postbag from the Hedge. Click here to see which joke won the top prize of a year's RuneScape credit. Other highlights include the Chaos Elemental, who has returned to offer some fiendish word-based hints of future releases, and Enakhra, who reveals what she knows about dragonkin, dragon riders and the code of Zamorak. I Found the translation on the forum because it was in another language..... Spoiler: click to toggle Wassup! Jambo! Bonjour! A man: From beneath you, it devours. Jungle, desert, ice. Defeating it shall reward many kinds of adventurers. A plan: The plAnets aRe set to aligN; kith anD kin will fight. More than one judGe is fAted to die thiS yeaR howevEr. A canal : The pieces are black and white; like good mysteries they come in fours. But the game is void; there are no Grandmasters here. A temple may sit between the pieces. Panama! Happy new year, Chaos Elemental The capital letters in the second paragraph TARNDMGASRE which is an anagram of GRANDMASTER The words at the start of the phrases "A man, A plan, A canal, Panama!" Make the samne sentance forwards as backwards!



Z-Berenice	Jan 14 2010, 05:56 PM Post #2
An Hero From An Forum Posts: 2,183 Group: Member (res) Member #69 Joined: October 17, 2007	Fixed the post for you. Mmm those hints are weird, specially why the chaos elemental randomly said "Panama" at the end, even more for me since thats where I'm from haha.



Firefox2828	Jan 14 2010, 06:46 PM Post #3
Slayer Ftw Posts: 712 Group: Active Member Member #1,758 Joined: November 1, 2008 Runescape Username firefox2828 Homeworld 68	he said a man a plan a canal panama. If you say it backwards it spells its self :P, I forgot what those types of words were called like mom and wow and evil olive. But idk what that has to do with future updates Edited by Firefox2828, Jan 14 2010, 06:47 PM.
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Moophead64	Jan 14 2010, 08:11 PM Post #4
Dream Without Fear, Love Without Limits. Posts: 736 Group: Active Member Member #1,779 Joined: November 5, 2008 Runescape Username Moophead64 Homeworld W27	Cracker jokes? Didn't know jagex hated on white ppl like that.



bioboy20	Jan 14 2010, 08:39 PM Post #5
ITS OVER 9000 Posts: 296 Group: Member Member #3,280 Joined: August 28, 2009 Runescape Username Haha Im Poor	can we start decoding it? like the canal (obviously) mentions the Spoiler: click to toggle black and white void armor in pieces of 4 (glove top bottom helm) and mentions the game, and mentions a temple... less certain part: void knights are followers of guthix, i believe part of river lum is a canal, and the temple of guthix from WGS is under the river lum. however, he did say a temple may sit between the pieces, so it is possible that it is a new area on the void knight island or pest control island itself as for "a man" im feeling devourer, but that sounds like only desert wise, and he says desert jungle and ice (which coincidentally are all hunter areas? :X) "a plan" not too vague there, gmaster quest involving the majharrat ritual, and by the reference of "kin" obviously the dragonkin :/ and firefox, those a palindromes. otherwise, my fvorite part of the postbag is the barge thingXD www.runescape.com Version 1.0 of the barge had some serious design flaws (it didn't float). Version 2.0 suffered from 'feature creep'. Senior museum staff stuck their oar in (ho-hum) and added unnecessary features: 'go-faster stripes', a portable fossil centrifuge and a walk-on mini-museum. Needless to say, it had buoyancy issues. Version 3.0 used a special sealant that attracted sea monsters. Version 4.0 used a special sealant that attracted icebergs. Version 5.0 crashed into Version 6.0. We lost Version 7.0. Version 8.0 is still here, we think. But, thanks to an accident involving a magical explosion and some talking anchovies, it now resides 12 seconds out of phase. Version 9.0 was built with magic logs and gained some form of rudimentary sentience. It developed serious depression and ran itself aground near Crandor. Edited by bioboy20, Jan 14 2010, 08:57 PM.
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Joshua	Jan 16 2010, 02:27 AM Post #6
An Hero From An Forum Posts: 1,191 Group: Hawt Member Member #524 Joined: April 12, 2008	ohhh the choas elemental sounds cool cant wait to see what it all means
	i quit


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