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RuneScape Theme Park – COMING SOON!; 01-Apr-2010
Topic Started: Apr 1 2010, 01:24 PM (2,192 Views)
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Has there ever been a worse kept secret? As early as 2007, observant RuneScape fans have been avidly watching Google Maps for the construction progress of our latest adventure: Wet ‘n’ Wildy, the RuneScape theme park!

That’s right, at the end of 2010, we will formally be opening our doors and portculli, allowing you all to come and meet your favourite personalities, experience the thrills of living in RuneScape, and even sample its varieties of cheese.

We still have a few details to confirm, so this is where you come in: we want you to vote in the poll, on the front page of RuneScape.com, and offer your thoughts on prices, rides and plush toys.

We wouldn’t ask for your help without giving something in return, so please click on the image link below to view the RuneScape Wet 'n' Wildy visitor map, hot off the press. We can also offer a blog, accessed from the bottom-right of the RuneScape.com frontpage, which gives insight into how such a huge endeavour was tackled and brought to life, written by Mod Paupersen, our Wet ‘n’ Wildy project coordinator.
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Looking forward to seeing you all on opening day!

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by Mod Pauprsen 01-Apr-2010
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Tja, blogiverse!

Hopefully you have all read the newspost and converted the words into sheer joy! With any luck, you are as excited as I am - after all, I have spent five years skulking in the shadows, working like a wasp to design and build a theme park without any of its millions of players knowing!

Obviously, we didn’t keep it secret enough, and things leaked all over the internet. As has been mentioned elsewhere, a RuneScape fansite found Google Map images showing construction near our UK office; Mod MMG changed his display name to ThemePark2010; and long-time RuneScape player GreasySpaniel even found my CV on a Swedish recruitment site, listing my work on Fort Hasselhoff in Germany, and Brassic Park in Finland. It is certainly unusual for Jagex employee to have two theme parks on their CV!

That doesn’t make this a damp squid: far from it, in fact. This is the first time we have been able to show you the rides we have planned, and we can measure the percentage of 'woots' and ascii on the forums. I can only encourage you to vote in the poll on the front page of the RuneScape to register your interest and let us know some vital information. With any luck, your votes can be turned into rides and cash.

Although we are all champagne and cabbage soup, there have been moments in the park’s construction that did not go so dandy. For one, Excl and friends were invited to an early viewing of the park, but were left stranded outside of the Pirates of Mos Le'Harmless paddock as storms battered their tourboat! We thought that zombies couldn’t get past electric fences, but un-life always finds a way. Clever zombies!

But that is rummaging in the cellar of the past, and all guests now get a 'funpack', with overnight bag and cattleprod. Having met most of our safety requirements, we have been given a green light by the UK Parks Commission and are ready to open at the end of this year. You will all get your chance to flume down Baxtorian Falls, experience the world of the Chaos Elemental in 13 separate dimensions, and even change your sister into a brother at the Makeover Mage Facepaint Stall!

We hope we’ve created something for every age, and for every experience level, so pester your mum, dad, partner or physician for permission to come and visit the park in the 5th Quarter of 2010. I can almost smell your faces as you emerge from the Ape Paytoll's nostrils and see Funbridge for the first time.

I see you,

Mod Paupersen
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Edited by Nfg22, Apr 1 2010, 01:28 PM.
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Milz
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yay for terrible april fools jokes
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Worst prank to date.
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I'm a noob, I know it. I'm just not a high level : (

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APRIL FULZ
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I LOLED
i thought it was real this i saw your posts lmfao
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Happy April Fools Day everyone. I feel like stabbing my cable company since my internet was down for 4 hours after i got up.
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this is a bad update itll restart realworld trade if they had a realworld park

and ill be able to meet all teh 40 year olds that pretened to be 15
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a cornball
Apr 1 2010, 05:28 PM
this is a bad update itll restart realworld trade if they had a realworld park

and ill be able to meet all teh 40 year olds that pretened to be 15
Yak, are you really that dumb? :wtf: This is obviously an april fools joke. I have to say last years was better with the kickable, wieldable cabbage.
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Calquat
Apr 1 2010, 05:52 PM
a cornball
Apr 1 2010, 05:28 PM
this is a bad update itll restart realworld trade if they had a realworld park

and ill be able to meet all teh 40 year olds that pretened to be 15
Yak, are you really that dumb? :wtf: This is obviously an april fools joke. I have to say last years was better with the kickable, wieldable cabbage.
wtf mauwd aboose yak is not corn you silly goose
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AMG AMG AMG AMG LETS GO!!!!
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Calquat
Apr 1 2010, 05:52 PM
a cornball
Apr 1 2010, 05:28 PM
this is a bad update itll restart realworld trade if they had a realworld park

and ill be able to meet all teh 40 year olds that pretened to be 15
Yak, are you really that dumb? :wtf: This is obviously an april fools joke. I have to say last years was better with the kickable, wieldable cabbage.
it was a joke hence the sarcasm about real world trade and meeting 40 year old pervs...and you call me dumb? and im corn not yak
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The Runescape Theme Park is a lie!!!
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AMG AMG AMG I PACKED MY BAGS!!!! AMGAMGMAGMAGMAGMAMGGMAG I CANT WAIT!!!!!
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I do believe that this picture summarizes my thoughts on this April Fools joke.
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